Who would ever wanna be King?

it's meee I'm your guardian angel hiiiiii 😇 okay🙏 so. in about six months, you're gonna die of starvation. 🥺 and if I don't protect you, I will get: #fired! 🫢 and that is No Good 🙅‍♀️ hahaaa So. 🙏 I looked into causes of starvation, and it turns out: Your death is totally preventable! 😯 Uh oh! 😆 There's more than enough food to sustain you without interfering with anyone else's survival, but you're not allowed to have it! 🤨 Whaaat? 🤷‍♀️ Apparently, your death is premeditated by thousands of things called "shareholders." So. 🙏 I've been killing people,

there must be a better place you could be doing that

his only cutting board is nailed to the floor in the turtle room

mario party minigame

[ID: A person chops lettuce on a cutting board on the floor, as dozens of palm-sized tortoises approach, wanting to eat the lettuce. He has to regularly push them back from the cutting board. /end ID]