Rule well, young king...

ardyn automatically:

THIS SHIT WORKS OKAY, I AM DEAD SERIOUS.

The last time I saw this on my dash, I didn’t think it would happen, so jokingly I wished I could go to a fun. concert.

AND GUESS WHAT, I WENT TO A FUCKING FUN. CONCERT.

I SAW THIS ON MY DASH THE OTHER DAY AND THOUGHT “ITS WORTH A TRY” SO I WISHED I COULD GET A 3DS

LITERALLY LIKE 4 DAYS LATER MY DAD SENT ME A PICTURE OF THE 3DS XL HE BOUGHT FOR ME WHILE I WAS AT SCHOOL

GUYS.

HE FUCKING CALLED ME 20 MINUTES LATER

20 FUCKNG. MINUTES. LATER.

i've managed to pay a little, but it's my only access to the internet/to communicate with relatives who are a good distance away, so i can't afford to have it cut off. i'm opening emergency art commissions.

dm me if that's something you're interested in!

It happened, y’all. I’m so emotional 😭

To celebrate, I’m doing another giveaway, with pretty much the same parameters as my last one.

To win, all you have to do is:

Follow Me

Reblog this post!

You will get:

A one-shot story from a fandom of your choosing! (My preferred fandoms are DMC, Resident Evil & Overwatch, but I will write for any other fandom I can research)

Your story can be written as canon x canon, or canon x reader

You choose the rating; I will write Gen to Explicit and anything in between!

Between 1K - 1.5K words (or most likely more, because it’s me.)

Things I will write:

Sex

Rough sex, choking/breathplay, dom/sub, binding/Shibari

Butt Stuff

Threesomes

Mating/Heat

F/M, F/F or M/M

Things I will not write:

Incest

Underage

Rape/Non-con (Even in a roleplay situation)

Scat/Watersports

Orgies (too many d’s and v’s to try to deal with)

I also reserve the right to refuse any situation I’m uncomfortable writing.

Giveaway will end Friday, May 15th, 2020, and I will tag the winner in a reply to this post!

DOES HANZO

HAVE SO MANY

GOOD SKINS ?

Just some slight nudity, but might as well put it under the cut just in case owo

Song Choice: Ophelia - The Lumineers

Calm Harm can be tailored to your needs and will provide strategies to help you get past those crucial moments of wanting to harm.

It’s also totally FREE.

It has a safety net feature where you can put in your contacts and call them from inside the app

It also tells you about the different kinds of anxiety so you’re not confused on what kind of anxiety you have

Rating: E

Words: 4,395

Tags: Accidental Voyeurism, Cunnilingus, Face Sitting, Blow Jobs, Praise Kink, Creampie, This Turned Into Daddy Kink and I’m Not Sorry

Also posted to AO3!

For my fellow McCree fucker, @amicitiayes 💖

With a groan, Jesse McCree rolled over to angrily gaze at his phone in the darkness of his room, the device ringing loudly at the very appropriate time of two in the morning. Picking it up, he looked at the screen, wanting to know who he was about to chew out before answering.

Jesse gave a puzzled look to the phone when he saw your name and picture - you never called him, well, not unless you were in trouble. Not that he would’ve minded if you did, but he wasn’t expecting the first casual call between you to be at 2 a.m. Usually the only contact he had with you this late was if he was thinking about how good your ass looked in those tight leggings you liked to wear, or how you’d winked at him when he joined you in ribbing Reyes over his botched haircut, or when you’d rest your head against his shoulder if the meeting you were in was horrifically boring. He was completely smitten with you, especially when he discovered your prowess with firearms rivaled his own, and he would’ve been lying if he said he didn’t think about you in less than appropriate ways sometimes.