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For a moment, Ron thought it was real. But he sure remembered going to sleep and something about his surroundings felt weird. It was not the first time he had dreams that seemed real, but when he heard a completely unknown voice talk with him, he felt something odd on his spine. Maybe a hint that something different was going on.
He turns to the girl, wondering why did his subconscious generate a completely random person for him to talk to. “I should be the one asking you that. Who are you?”
she pauses, trying to erase the other from her dream but nothing happened. which was, quite frankly ridiculous. she knew how to control her dreams. nothing like this happened to her before. with her eyes still fixed on the ginger, she does not move a single step, ready to fight if she will have to.
❛ you know, i’m pretty sure this is my dream so i’m gonna be the one asking questions here, alright? ❜ her eyes narrow, she almost spits venom.
❛ who the hell are you ? ❜
“I’m not going to die in a hospital where the mediwizards aren’t even hot.” // FOR IRIS LMAO
supernatural sentence starters || accepting
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iris knew why she was the one left with marlene in the hospital - she was verymuch useless on the battlefield, more of a burden than help. at the same time,however, it was a horribly stupid decision - she knew she was not nearly as stubborn as marlene, and not nearly as eager to find herself in battle. sitting nextto her bed when the attack came, iris had been trying to convince the blonde thatshe should remain in place, not rushing into battle.
❛ marlene, please. you are not going to die - not while i am with you. i know you have no reason to trust me on this but --- while i am with you, death cannot touch you. so please, please, do not rush to him. the mediwizards said you need to rest to get better. and james will be very angry if you make yourself worse --- or dead --- by engaging in a fight. ❜
“I’ll go anywhere you want me.” @ james
sleeping at last starters || accepting
@lacusmors
dark eyes lock on the angel’s, his heart sinking. he never expected it to happen,he never thought he could, in this form, in the form of a demon, fall in love ----- and with an angel of all things. and now, as they stood there with each of themhaving the option to return to their kind, he did not know how he could ever live without her again. a pleading look made its way to his eyes. and something baddrove him when he asked her to come with him instead. something that was in his demonic nature but what was also inherently h u m a n. it was selfishness.
and selfishness was what drove him when he kissed her gently on the soft lips,his hands caressing her hair, his entire being dazzled by her presence - feeling so different from the discomfort and uneasiness he felt when they first met. when they started their journey.
❛ let’s run away ---- somewhere they can’t find us. where i can stay with you. ❜
so just in case anyone’s interested in pictures from the meetup of my cosplay group that was today, i am bringing them to you

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Supernatural Sentence Starters
“I wish i couldn’t feel a damn thing.” “Driver picks the music, shotgun shuts his cakehole.” “I think i’m adorable” “I lost my shoe” “I’m sorry i haven’t hung up the “Hang in there” kitty poster yet, ____” “Please accept this sandwich as a gesture of solidarity” “Kids ain’t supposed to be grateful! They’re suppose to eat your food, break your heart!” “And you’re… well, i’m sure you have a wonderful personality, dear.” “Dude, you fugly.” “I found a liquor store, and i drank it.” “You fudgin’ touch me again i’ll fudgin’ kill you!” “I’m not going to die in a hospital where the nurses aren’t even hot.” “You better take care of that car or i swear i’ll haunt your ass!” “No one in the history of torture’s been tortured with the torture like the torture you’ll be tortured with.” “Not you, or me. ____ of course is an abomination. We’ll just have to find someone else.” “Dude. You’re not gonna poke her with a stick!” “___, we’ve talked about this. Personal space?” “We’re all going to hell. Might as well enjoy the ride.” “I’m the oldest which means i’m always right.” “You don’t have to be ruled by fate. You can choose freedom. And i still believe that’s something worth fighting for.” “Hey, assbutt!” “I swear the next person who ask’s me if i’m okay, i’m going to start throwing punches.” “Well boohoo, I’m sorry your feelings are hurt, Princess.” “__, you’re my brother, and i love you, but you’re a great big bag of dicks.” “Let me tell you, whoever said ___ was the dysfunctional one has never seen you with a sharp object in your hands.” “I hope your apple pie is freakin’ worth it!”
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“no you didn’t get me! it’s an electric drill. if you get me, you kill me!”
‘donald duck never wore pants, but when he got out the shower he always put a towel around his waist. i mean, what’s that about??”
“they ate my last stick of um, so i killed them. do you think that was wrong?”
“wow i’m a duck i go quack quack i’m happy all the time!”
“so i can’t fire joseph, but i can sleep with his wife.”
“it’s not me, it’s my character!”
“he seduces his coworkers wives for sport and then laughs about it at the watercooler the next day.”
“no freakshow, she’s fictional!”
“TIME FOR BAYWATCH.”
“we can just stay in and cook for ourselves? *maniacal laughter*”
“take off your shirt!”
“you know those big streetsigns that say merge? i was thinking we could get one to hang over my bed. MERGE!”
“neat! i’m gonna die alone!”
“if i’m gonna be an old lonely man, i’m gonna need a thing. a hook. like that guy on the subway that eats his own face. so i figured i’ll be crazy man with a snake. you know CRAZY SNAKE MAN! i’ll get more snakes, call them my babies. kids’ll walk past my place and they will run. RUN AWAY FROM CRAZY SNAKE MAN!”
“it’s 6:30 in the morning, we’re not working out. it’s over.”
“so, it looks like this internet thing is here to stay, huh?”
“yeah don’t worry about me, i’m fine. FUNG HA!”
“if i helped we could FIND THE FASTER.”
“her ankle is what you’re watching??”
“just doing her job.”
“will you marry me? will you… marry me? hey. you marry me.”
“no you can’t have my jacket, then i’ll be cold. you thought you were gonna be cold you shoulda brought your own jacket.”
“HEY! i don’t know why i did that.”
“i was making a coconut phone with the professor.”
“my girlfriend is out there thinking things over, YOU MADE ME GIRLFRIEND THINK!”
“yes, we know there are magazines with pictures of naked women in them.”
“i think it’s great you work here, you’re gonna make a lot of money and here’s your first tip: don’t eat yellow snow.”
“being with her has been like being on a vacation..?”
what may be perceived as high maintenance, is merely attention to detail. and… generosity of spirit.”
“have you figured out what started the fire, mr fireman?”
“hold the phone, you’re not elizabeth’s dad?”
“boy did we make friends with the wrong sister.”
“i don’t think you should say that even when you are healthy.”
“come on now ya big faker!”
“yes honey, i made it myself.”
“nice camouflage, for a minute there i didn’t see you.”
“i’m sorry, we don’t have your sheep.”
“i’ve just realised i can sleep with my eyes open.”
“look i took a test and it turns out i do put my career before men.”
“i am not BLAH, i am a HOOT.”
“someone on the subway licked my neck, LICKED MY NECK!”
“DEAR GOD THIS PARACHUTE IS A KNAPSACK!”
“all right, rock paper scissors for who has to tell her to leave.”
“sometimes i hold stuff like this and pretend i’m a giant.”
“i’m glad we’re having a rehearsal dinner, i rarely get to practise my meals before i eat.”
“oh that makes me feel warm in my hollow tin chest.”
“i say more dumb things before 9am than most people say all day.”
“hi! i make jokes when i’m uncomfortable.”
“why yes, pressing my third nipple, it opens the delivery entrance to the magical land of narnia.”
“can you lose your virginity again? i feel like mine’s growing back.”
“until i was 25 i thought the only response to i love you was oh crap!”
“we swallow our feelings, even if it means we’re unhappy forever. sounds good?”
“you know, i don’t think i care.”
“SHUT UP, SHUT UP, SHUT UP!”
Mass Effect sentence starters: All the Whispers
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“Just don’t make the mistake I did.”
“There’s always another mission. None of them are an excuse to make yourself an island.”
“I got a few scratches and dents. I hope they just give me character.”
“Confirmation that my father is working for (…).”
“Help us!”
“I know what you did.”
“I always have time for you.”
“It was nothing I couldn’t handle.”
“Are you here to kill me?”
“Somewhere deep in the fabric of reality, our actions are recorded and remembered.”
“Whatever you come up with, you can count me in.”
“It seems there will be no one to mourn me when I die.”
“You’re the only friend I’ve made in ten years.”
“…hell of a fight.”
“That won’t happen. I see you all when you get back.”
“I watched them die.”
“People could get hurt… even killed.”
“This war needs to be won.”
“My people have a saying - seek the enemy of your enemy, and you will find a friend.”
“Your courage for my people will be remembered.”
“You won’t be alone in your fight.”
“We do not wish you harm.”
“I’m willing to do what’s necessary.”
“I’ll march into whatever hell you want, but not with a fake smile on my face.”
“Nothing positive about grinning like an idiot.”
“Finish this… you promise me!”
“All I’ve ever done in my entire career is destroy the natural course of the universe.”
“If you are worthy of your command, prove your strength.”
“It’s so much easier to see the world in black and white; grey… I don’t know what to do with grey.”
“I have lived a full life… no regrets.”
“Good; get it out of the way so we can concentrate on being big goddamn heroes.”
“I’m sorry.”
“Good to have you here.”
“I beg you - do not do this. Please.”
“I know how this will end. But I will not back down - I can’t.”
“Face me in single combat, (…).”
“Let me die with honour.”
“We can handle ourselves.”
“Go back and get (…). It’s the right choice and you know it.”
“I wanted you to have a normal life. Marriage, children… things I could never have.”
“It has reminded me of what is truly important. Why I swore I’d lay down my life.”
“Now go back and get (…), and get the hell out of here. You know it’s the right choice.”
“Some souls die in battle, some die in their sleep. And some die for no reason at all.”
“One day there will be payback for all that my people have suffered.”
“Under your leadership we can’t fail.”
“No point in hiding from it.”
“So much space. Walls of stone. It’s amazing. I wish my friends could see it. I wish (…) were here.”
“There is only one way to save (…).”
“I made the mistake of trusting you - believing you were my friend. I was a fool.”
“Well, looks like I was the only one to make it out alive.”
“I just want to know - is the person I followed to hell and back still in there? Somewhere?”
“Do we deserve death?”
“I ask forgiveness.”
“Screw that - I can hold them off!”
“Everything my people will ever be depends on it.”
“I hear we have a galaxy to save.”
“I don’t have what you do. That fire that makes some willing to follow you into hell itself.”
“I understand. Good luck. I hope we’ll see each other again.”
“You just spared our race another genocide.”
“You’re picking that thing over us?”
“I’m still human. I make mistakes like everyone else.”
“You are a great protector. But some things are beyond even you.”
“It’s a hell of a job, isn’t it? Being the good guys.”
“Someone else might have gotten it wrong.”
❝ 100+ f.r.i.e.n.d.s starter sentences
“well, no problem, we’ll just use it to stop the bleeding.”
“this is huge! this is bigger than huge this is - what’s bigger than huge?”
“oh i’m so sorry, i just gave away the ending didn’t i?”
“i mean - how, how did this happen?”
“i mean isn’t that just kick you in the crotch, spit on your neck fantastic?”
“so what the hell happened to you?”
“there was always this little voice inside my head that kept saying its never going to happen.”
“i never would’ve gone for it with her if it hadn’t been for you.”
“how is that a silver lining?”
“you want to know what i’m thinking?”
“i was trying to spare your feelings.”
“okay, you have to stop the q-tip when there’s resistance!”
“okay, sweetheart, i’ll see you later.”
“you think you could close your eyes for just a sec?”
“i sort of did a stupid thing last night.”
“okay, ______, why don’t you just go get dressed and be on your way.”
“you’re not pathetic, you’re just sad.”
“this is about your horrible mistake.”
“okay, you’re going to have to not touch my ass.”
“you’re sure he’s going to be able to crack that code?”
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SIX MOVIES I’LL ALWAYS WATCH //
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i. the fall ii. pride iii. deadpool iv. the giver v. harry potter and the prisoner of azkaban vi. the winter tale
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unrequited love/infidelity starter sentences
“I’ve been fucking the neighbour, okay?!” “We haven’t been intimate in weeks. That must say something about how I make you feel.” “I was only ever here because I pitied you… and then it escalated and I didn’t know how to get out.” “To me you’re nothing more than a mercy fuck.” “I can’t believe you were lying to me all this time.” “There is nothing I want more than to be with you, but I can’t.” “You’re nothing but a warm mouth to me.” “You can’t just lead me on for weeks and expect me to be okay with that all being made up!” “No, I’m not okay! You hurt me and now you expect me to feel sorry for you? You can’t blame your mistakes on your ‘problems’ all the time, okay?! I thought you loved me!” “I can’t believe you actually thought I was in love with you.” “I knew you were cheating on me. Well, guess what: last night I cheated on you too. I wanted you to know what it felt like.” “I had no idea you felt like that about me. I thought you were just interested in me as a friend. I’m sorry.” “I wasn’t leading you on! We were just having fun, right? It’s not my fault you got your hopes up.” “Woah, it was a one night stand, nothing more, okay?” “You mean this as a sex only thing, right? I don’t do relationships.” “No, you can’t come over. I’m married and have kids. Wrap your head around that.” “If you thought I could ever be into you like that, you thought wrong.” “You’re not my type.” “So, who is it that you’re fucking? Is he/she hotter than me? Younger? What is it?” “Oh my god, you’re in love with me, aren’t you?” “I’ve met someone.” “You’re getting too clingy. I don’t like them when they get clingy.” “You just don’t make me happy anymore. It’s as simple as that.” “Do you even still love me? Or have you just grown bored with me? What is it? I can’t go on not knowing anymore.” “So now you want me to believe that you didn’t want to fuck him/her?! Like that sort of thing happens as a mistake– Or, you mean…?” “We fell in love too quickly for me to realise what I was getting myself into. This wasn’t a good idea.” “Please just kiss me one last time?”
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[text] I spy with my little eye someone who looks very good in that underwear… [text] I know what you did last summer. [text] Roses are red, violets are blue, you don’t know me, but I do know you. [text] You think you’re safe now you’re tucked away under your blankets, but I can see you. [text] I’ve got your keys. [text] Don’t move, you look beautiful in these pictures I’m taking. [text] I’m sorry if I left your kitchen in a state, I had to rush out when I saw you were home early… Don’t worry, I’ll be back tomorrow to clean it up. [text] I’m sorry if I disturbed your sleep last night, I just really wanted to see you up close. [text] How are you feeling? I might have put something in your toothpaste… [text] Unless you want the whole internet to see you naked, you better do as I tell you. [text] Don’t worry, your child/pet is safe with me… [text] How are you doing today, dear? Isn’t it a wonderful day to die? [text] Humans are such easy prey, don’t you think? [text] R.I.P. [text] You thought you had it badly as a child? Just wait until I get my hands on you. [text] Are you ready to play? [text] There’s something under your bed… Or should I say, someone? [text] I’m your number one fan.
House of Cards sentence starters
Change pronouns / descriptors as necessary!
“I have no patience for useless things.”
“We’re in the same boat now. Take care not to tip it over. I can only save one of us from drowning.”
“We’re in a very gray area. Ethically. Legally. Which I’m okay with.”
“What a martyr craves more than anything is a sword to fall on.”
“Nobody can hear you. Nobody cares about you. Nothing will come of this.”
“I know all about hate. It starts in your gut, deep down here, where it stirs and churns. And then it rises.”
“You haven’t earned the right to be treated as an adult.”
“So you think when a woman asks to be treated with respect, that’s arrogance?”
“You don’t want to work anywhere you’re not willing to get fired from.”
“Treading water is the same as drowning, for people like you and me.”
“Love of family: most politicians are permanently chained to that slogan, family values. But when you cozy up to hookers and I find out, I will make that hypocrisy hurt.”
“He believes that if a fridge falls off a minivan, you better swerve out of its way. I believe it’s the fridge’s job to swerve out of mine.”
“Just making an observation.”
“Are you letting pride cloud your judgment?”
“I’m the only person who believes in you, but maybe that’s one too many.”
“Maybe they were right. Maybe you are worthless.”
“I promise you’ll never be bored.”
“He was the only one who understood me. He didn’t put me on some pedestal.”
“The most you’ll ever make of yourself is blowing men like me.”
“I can smell the cock on your breath from here.”
“He’d never go for you. You’re too intimidating.”
“I’ve been doing this a long time. I know when I’ve scraped all the shit off the shoe.”
“Do you get off on this or something?”
“There’s no better way to overpower a trickle of doubt than with a flood of naked truth.”
“I have to put fear in other people.”
“I have to be ruthless, because failure is not an option.”
“I’m not going to lie. I despise children. There. I’ve said it.”
“Everything is about sex. Except sex. Sex is about power.”
“If I didn’t think you were such a liability to yourself, I might even like you.”
“I have zero tolerance for betrayal, which they will soon indelibly learn.”
“When did that happen?”
“You don’t understand. I’m not afraid of you anymore.”
“I’ve known everything from the beginning.”
“I’m not here to punish you or to tell you to stop. I just thought I should open those big bright eyes.”
“I wanted to be significant.”
“I envy your free spirit, and I’m attracted to it, but not all of us have that luxury.”
“You had a choice. You chose not to be free.”
“Success is a mixture of preparation and luck.”
“Decisions based on emotion aren’t decisions, at all. They’re instincts. Which can be of value.”
“He doesn’t measure his wealth in private jets, but purchased souls.”
“Of all the things I hold in high regards, rules are not one of them.”
“You have a reputation for pragmatism.”
“You can’t purchase loyalty. Not the sort I have in mind. If you want to earn my loyalty, then you have to offer yours in return.”
“Now, the humane way to do it is to make it quick.”
“I took a chance, showed up at your house and placed myself at your feet.”
“I have been fearless. But, you know what? I’m really fucking scared this time.”
“Grief demands an answer, but sometimes there isn’t one.”
“If we never did anything we shouldn’t do, we’d never feel good about doing the things we should.”
“It’s personal for me now. I don’t have a choice, but you still do.”
“Stick a knife in its heart and put an apple in its mouth, I won’t shed a tear.”
“There is no sacred ground for the conquered.”
“You may have all the money, but I have all the men with guns.”
“You’re nothing. You’re a parasite.”
“I’m not who you want to be your poster girl.”
“I’ve never thought higher of her than I do at this moment.”
“Do you think I’m a hypocrite? Well, you should. I wouldn’t disagree with you.”
“I ain’t one for lookin’ back. Eyes ahead.”
“From the lion’s den to a pack of wolves. When you’re fresh meat, kill and throw them something fresher.”
“I don’t know whether to be proud or terrified. Perhaps both.”
“Seduce him, give him your heart. Cut it out and put it in his fucking hands.”
“I’ve done what I have to do. Now you do what you have to do.”
“I said I would take the fall for you. And now I give you the means to make that happen.”
“Power is better than money, for as long as it lasts. But it never lasts.”
“What is wrong with you?! Why can’t you just leave me be?!”
“All you have ever done is fuck up my life!”
“Such a waste of talent.”
“Discuss is probably the wrong word. They talk while I sit quietly and imagine their lightly salted faces frying in a skillet.”
“Money is the McMansion in Sarasota that starts falling apart after ten years, power is the old stone building that stands for centuries. I cannot respect someone who does not see the difference.”
“Moments like this require someone who will act. To do the unpleasant thing. The necessary thing.”
“There are two kinds of pain. The sort of pain that makes you strong. Or useless pain. The sort of pain that’s only suffering.”
“Let’s make him suffer.”
Deep Ass Sentence Starters
“When you think about people who have died, do you picture them anywhere?” “Sometimes it freaks me out that everyone around me has a life as complex and real as my own.” “Do you sometimes suddenly hear your own heartbeat and feel sick because… What if it suddenly stops or something?” “I sometimes just want something really bad to happen to me. Something that’s just really awful. I don’t know why… Do you get that too?” “I can’t stand the thought that I don’t know what’s going to happen to the world in hundreds of years.” “Does thinking about Primary School make you sad, or happy?” “Most pets we keep only become a fraction of our age. Do you think that if they’d know this, they’d call us gods?” “What are you more afraid of, space or the ocean?” “There’s no way anyone can tick everything off their bucket list. We all want too much. It’s frustrating.” “Do you think we’re in control of our lives, generally? Or do you think we just think we are?” “If you knew you were going to die next week, would you tell people or live the way you were till the end?” “I think most people remember the exact moment they realised they were grown up. Because of something said to them, or something they saw… Do you remember that moment?” “One of us is going to die first. Do you think we’ll still know each other to find out who?” “Do you think we’re all capable of murder when it comes down to it?” “I’m so afraid of the moment you know you’re going to die.” “Are there things people have said to you that have legitimately changed you?” “Why do people fear losing things that they don’t even have yet?” “How do I know you even have a consciousness? I can’t know.” “What do you think our purpose is?” “What if everything is just a coincidence? For instance: What if gravity doesn’t exist? Everything has just always coincidentally fallen to the ground.” “If nothing else, we at least won the sperm race.” “If you could send a message to the entire world, what would you say in 30 seconds?” “Do you think other people’s judgments motivate us or hold us back?” “If karma was coming back to you, would it help or hurt you?” “Right, we’ve probably had enough alcohol for the rest of the night. We’re getting way too philosophical.”
nightmare starters
“Wake up! Wake up! It’s just a dream!” “What were you dreaming about…? You were shouting…” “I woke up because you were screaming so loudly.” “Shh– No, no, don’t panic, love. You’re safe now.” “It was so real! I swear! He/she was here!” “I don’t ever want to sleep again. What if– what if I dream about that again?” “If you tell me, it’ll go away. That’s what my mum/dad always told me and it’s never failed me.” “Do you want to go back to sleep, or shall I make you a cup of tea?” “I don’t want to go back to sleep…” “I’m so scared… I can’t stop seeing what I just saw. It was so vivid!” “There’s really nobody here, okay? Do you need me to show you around to prove that to you?” “How do I know I’m not still dreaming? You’re acting really strangely.” “Let’s get you to the shower, you’re covered in sweat.” “There’s really nobody else here.” “You’ve got a really bad fever. That must have caused those weird dreams.” “I don’t even know what a peaceful night’s sleep is like anymore.” “I can’t do this anymore. These nightmares have to stop…” “Shh, it was just a bad dream. Just a dream, okay? None of it was real.” “I can’t go back to sleep after that. I need coffee– no, I need a drink, a stiff one.” “How long have you been having these nightmares?” “I’ve had nightmares all my life, but they’ve been really bad recently.” “You get so worked up before you go to sleep, maybe you should try to relax a bit more. Maybe then you’ll get some rest?” “I’d kill for a peaceful night’s sleep.” “A dream catcher? Honestly? I’m not a child.” “Nothing’s ever helped this. I just need to learn to live with the fact that sleeping will always be a nightmare, literally.” “I’m so tired… but there’s no way I’m going back to sleep after that.”

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