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@americanresolve
Hey guys!
It’s been a while, hasn’t it? I see a ton of you still follow this account but I wanted to let you guys know I’ve moved!
If you’re interested, THIS is where I’m at now!
Feel free to unfollow this account as I’m keeping it around for purely nostalgic purposes now. Thank you guys!
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Hey guys!
It’s been a while, hasn’t it? I see a ton of you still follow this account but I wanted to let you guys know I’ve moved!
If you’re interested, THIS is where I’m at now!
Feel free to unfollow this account as I’m keeping it around for purely nostalgic purposes now. Thank you guys!
Hey guys!
It's been a while, hasn't it? I see a ton of you still follow this account but I wanted to let you guys know I've moved!
If you're interested, THIS is where I'm at now!
Feel free to unfollow this account as I'm keeping it around for purely nostalgic purposes now. Thank you guys!
americanresolve said: Boy? /Snorts./ The name’s Alfred! After all we’ve been through, I thought you’d know my name.
I don’t believe you ever told me what your name was. Or, if you did, I’d forgotten it. But I’ll be sure to remember your name from now on, Alfred.
Great!
And maybe you’ll try not to get yourself into any trouble, yeah?
You should know I can’t promise something like that. You know what my line of work is. It’s my job to get myself into trouble!
Being a professional silly goose?
Hey, no, I meant like. Uh. Serious trouble? I don't wanna have to bail you out of anything, you know! You just might wanna be a little careful with who you're silly to.
But aside from that, how are you doin'?
americanresolve said: Boy? /Snorts./ The name’s Alfred! After all we’ve been through, I thought you’d know my name.
I don’t believe you ever told me what your name was. Or, if you did, I’d forgotten it. But I’ll be sure to remember your name from now on, Alfred.
Great!
And maybe you'll try not to get yourself into any trouble, yeah?
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Hiatus Notice
With the disappearance of my motivation comes a hiatus for this guy. I can't say when I'll be back, or even if I'll be back. I'll try, though. We'll see.
This is an incredibly rough time for me and I'd just like to say thank you to those who have stood by me and helped me out, as well as those that are still here and giving support. You guys mean the world to me.
If needed (or if you just want to follow him), I'll probably be on my England more consistently.
I love you guys. Stay snazzy.
Hello Alfred, good to see you’re still alive.
Alive and kickin’ it, yeah!
/He totally forgot who this is but, uh, he’s just not gonna say anything about it./
Good to hear.
…
You probably forgot who I am didn’t you?
...
What gave you that idea--
velhovinho replied to your post: YOOOO, I’M BACK. Where’s my fanfare? Or food, I...
Ten euros for a plate of bacalhau.
The fuck did you just say.
YOOOO, I’M BACK.
Where’s my fanfare? Or food, I mean, food’s great too, y’know.
Hello Alfred, good to see you’re still alive.
Alive and kickin' it, yeah!
/He totally forgot who this is but, uh, he's just not gonna say anything about it./
YOOOO, I'M BACK.
Where's my fanfare? Or food, I mean, food's great too, y'know.
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To start off with, of course.Â
*aww, here’s a cheek smooch for you, Alfred*Â
/Laughs and turns his head to peck her cheek in return./
Okay, okay. The way I like ‘em?
Is there any other way to make them?Â
*laughs softly, briefly letting two fingers brush over her cheek*Â
Nah. And even if there was another way, the American way would still be better!
/He shoots her a wink before turning to go sit and dig into his hamburgers - at which points he makes a noise of approval./
*reaches over to poke his nose*
You’re adorable, Alfred.
*aaand then she hands him a plate with two hamburgers*
For the growing boy.Â
*winks teasingly at him*
/Wiggles his nose before taking the plate from her, annnd—/
— Only two?
/Cue a wide grin, oops./
To start off with, of course.Â
*aww, here’s a cheek smooch for you, Alfred*Â
/Laughs and turns his head to peck her cheek in return./
Okay, okay. The way I like 'em?
If I wasn’t a scrawny little weed, I would have made a fine archaeologist.Â
Are you talking to yourself.
Perhaps.
Or I could have been talking to you.
Naaah, you were totally talking to yourself, weren'tcha?
Oh, so that’s the magic word, eh?Â
Do you want one, though? Or — a few. It is like you’re forever the growing boy who needs your food.
Nothin’ wrong with that, eh?
I’m a dude, what can I say?
*reaches over to poke his nose*
You’re adorable, Alfred.
*aaand then she hands him a plate with two hamburgers*
For the growing boy.Â
*winks teasingly at him*
/Wiggles his nose before taking the plate from her, annnd--/
-- Only two?
/Cue a wide grin, oops./
If I wasn’t a scrawny little weed, I would have made a fine archaeologist.Â
Are you talking to yourself.
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And as I suspected — An American has entered my house..
*looks at him and laughs*Â
Hey, Alfred.
Emmm, you said the magic word!
Hamburgers!
Oh, so that’s the magic word, eh?Â
Do you want one, though? Or — a few. It is like you’re forever the growing boy who needs your food.
Nothin' wrong with that, eh?
I'm a dude, what can I say?
I wonder if people will pop up here if I told them — oh, I don’t know —
Perhaps that I made hamburgers?
HAMBURGERS!
And as I suspected — An American has entered my house..
*looks at him and laughs*Â
Hey, Alfred.
Emmm, you said the magic word!
Hamburgers!
