l'américain perdu

just learned that my “pupil” is a muscle and that means that fact about your eyes dialiting when you see someone you like actually means that you’re subconsciously and uncontrollablely flexing at your crushes whenever you’re seeing them

Kind of like a butthole!

thanks

all y'all straights on this post being butthurt need to realize that you can NEVER understand or relate to the struggles of coming out. You have no idea how it feels, the shame, the hatred, the never-ending alienation. You never have and never will understand what it is like to come out and your stories about it are wrong and paint a picture that further invalidates the gay existence

ok but gays will never understand the struggle of coming out as vegan

p sure there are gay vegans but ok

If coming out as vegan is so hard, why do they always tell people who never asked??

Hey quick question do people actually wear jeans indoors at home? Like, as a casual thing to wear? As in you don’t plan on going out or anything you just put jeans on.

so many of you are saying yes what the fuck

still thinking about this

We naturally put millionaires and billionaires in the same general class of person, but the only reason to do that is because the words are similar. Since these aren’t numbers we can actually visualize, it’s important to understand what a billion of something is. To travel a million inches, you’d have to travel from the Southern-most tip of Manhattan and go to the Bronx. To travel a billion inches, you’d have to fly from New York to Shanghai twice. A million seconds is a little over 11 days. A billion seconds is nearly 32 years. A million ounces is about the weight of a train car. A billion ounces is 4.5 Eiffel Towers. Use these to conceptualize what the difference between a millionaire and a billionaire is, and the absurd amount of wealth we’re talking about.