It's so nice being on tumblr because you don't even have to make your own post but people would still follow you anyways if you're good at rebloging posts they like

when you grew up as a lonely uncool girl it will never stop haunting you by the way. you will meet a cool person at a bar or the train station or at a friend's party and you can wear your most stylish outfit and striking eye makeup and you will swear that they can see through all of the facade and see the lonely terribly insecure teenage girl you used to be who desperately wanted to connect and you will swear that they know that there is like an insurmountable gap between you. this will happen forever

blowjob? more like nojob! #unemployed

i think i'll watch gay porn tonight and touch my personal penis. every day is a gift you can give to youreself....

*sung to the tune of Personal Jesus by Depeche mode*

looks to me like she's hoping to find some bugs to eat