Come along, Hobbit

sitting here, on a beautiful thursday night, thinking about this is the way i talk. i'm sorry your dad never taught you the meaning of the word repugnant. he was too busy smashing your head against the wall of your trailer while you apologized for being alive like gansey was on some truly nefarious shit oh my god

do you think two pennies is still enough for the ferryman or has inflation driven up the fare

if he makes me use an app I am simply not crossing the river Styx.

just overheard somwone say "hey dude i dont see the future I've got two balls and neither is made of crystal" and im absolutely losing it

I wish every ad that takes you to app store or any site as soon as your finger accidentally touches it a very. bankrupt and die

wait people sleep with their doors closed????

okay now im curious. reblog this with where youre from and if you sleep with your door open or closed

​i'm from my house and what do you mean you sleep with the door open... girl the killer...

proudly showing off my "ultra rare limited edition one of a kind labubu" and it's very clearly a severed human hand on a chain

there’s at least one mean bone in my body