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The entire world had to close in order for me to run out of distractions from writing. Huh.
Can I give completely unsolicited advice to fantasy writers that I wish someone had given me when I was into fantasy writing? The cliche âwrite what you knowâ is bad advice if taken literally, itâs how we get books about depressed middle-aged creative writing professors who contemplate having an affair. But generally speaking it can be helpful. Tolkien wrote a medieval fantasy because he was the worldâs foremost expert on medieval English literature. His book about Beowulf is still considered academically significant. He gave every race detailed languages because he was also a linguist. He wrote about giant battles because he was traumatized by his time in World War I and wrote during World War II. You donât have to do any of this because that isnât you. You are allowed to write a whole fantasy epic without a single battle (or you can make battle scenes modern urban melees because clashes of great armies arenât a thing anymore.) If, say, youâre really into fashion, feel free to describe in painstaking detail every outfit that elves wear for all possible occasions. I promise you itâs no weirder than describing the dialects of tree people. What Iâm saying is, youâre not Tolkien and thatâs a very good thing because your voice is needed more. Let your freak flag fly and make the world that comes from you specifically.
Oh. Oh this is SOLID F*ING GOLDEN ADVICE! Take this advice and remember it over and over and over andâ
And just fucking soak in it, because this is whatâs gonna make your story, amazing.
âYour voice is needed more.â Letâs be the writers of our generation.
Someone: So what is your novel? Middle grade? YA? Adult? NA?
Me:
Words Used to Describe Genitals
So at one point someone suggested we start a list of words used in fanfiction to describe genitals. After a particularly great Twilight fic was submitted, I decided to start that list, and Im providing what the phrase is describing. It will be updated as more words and phrases are found. And feel free to submit ones youâve heard :3
Also check out the lube list!
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some great inspiration for outfits~
âEverything was agony. His whole body burned, the magic in his veins pulsing too strongly, like a tempest of pure fire--an inferno raging through his blood. He could feel his body drenched in sweat, feverish and hot, dripping down his face, his neck, his shoulders, arms, waist, belly.
But he was, undoubtedly, alive.â
Havenât been posting all my snippets. Oops. Hereâs one from a while back, not too long after Veryn is finally introduced into the book. :D
Iâm still alive, just havenât been putting out much art. Hereâs a wholesome Veryn looking very happy and amused. Using him as practice for more facial expressions, because Iâm trying to keep myself from always defaulting to a neutral expression in my work. Plus I just love drawing him so much. Heâs my favorite.
another lotr thing I think about a lot: Legolas, in Minas Tirith during ROTK, trying to explain to people what he knows about hobbits
Heâd probably answer any questions people had that he didnât know the answer to with just blatant lies
Like âoh yeah and then when you feed them enough they split into two, itâs how they reproduce. But every seventh one is evil.â âOnce a month Hobbits eyes glow red and their teeth become sharp.â âBilbo baggins grows to seven foot tall when mad. You havenât heard about it because heâs too polite to be mad often.â
Someone asks Merry about the âif you feed them enough they split in twoâ thing and heâs like âhaha yeah I ate too much and thatâs how Pippin got madeâ
Pippin says that he was the original.
Who came first, the Merry or the Pippin?
Frodo: you misunderstand, there was no âoriginalâ. There was a single, large hobbit called Merrippin and one day he ate so much he split in two and Merry and Pippin were brought into the world
Beregond, hyperventilating: please tell me youâre joking
I live for dumb shit like thisÂ
Noe Bernacelli âEl Cuervo y La Serpienteâ fall 2019 couture collection
these are gorgeous and Iâm thinking of doing some sketches of my characters in these for practice at some point...

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Itâs no secret that the best place to write, in my opinion, is in a cafĂŠ. You donât have to make your own coffee, you donât have to feel like youâre in solitary confinement and if you have writers block, you can get up and walk to the next cafĂŠ while giving your batteries time to recharge and brain time to think.
J.K. Rowling (via wordsnstuff)
absolutely the reason I dislike writing at home!
âIt was a dreadful process, with blood slicking nearly every surface, and her hands were shaking, and she was still bleeding, and sheâd just committed a crime, and the air was steeped with the stench of too much blood, and when she had finished dressing the wound as well as she could manage, she stood, walked to a corner of the room, and retched.â
I wrote a scene of my novel yesterday that I highly enjoyed, and I got the urge to draw it. Introducing Iyasha, a firemancer from a faraway land here to wreck your shit.
Click the âread moreâ below to read the excerpt this piece is based on~!
âHis lips tasted like early spring mist but felt like warm candlelight--a slow and steady and soft flickering of heat that blossomed from her lips down to the tips of her fingers.â
not sure why I didnât think to post these little snippets on here lol oops. Iâve been pulling little tidbits here and there as I write to share on social media. This one is farther in the book where I am currently but it came to me as I was falling asleep last night. Itâs definitely going to be tucked in the book somewhere! :)
Tall People Troubles
THIS IS SO FUCKING FUNNY THE LAST ONE
Every single one of these is Veryn xâDDD I may draw him in some of these situations. especially since I literally just made a mini zine in which part if it is featuring him having tall people problemsâŚa sequel is brewing lolol.
and here we have veryn featured in each of these photos lmaoooo

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when youâre trying to write and your last two functioning brain cells start yelling at each other
take this down i didnât give permission to post pictures of me orz
Regarding the tumblr ToS updates
I donât have a lot of followers on here but I just wanted to give yâall some options in the unlikely case my NSFW posts get taken down. The ToS says that erotic writing wonât be affected but I wanted to just let yâall know just in case, that I also will post all of my explicit/nsfw content on my AO3 account, which I have linked below. Feel free to follow me on there in the case my NSFW content gets purged!
The Mythical Pen AO3:Â https://archiveofourown.org/users/themythicalpen
I also have a blog that is self-hosted where I try to post everything I write as well. the link is below.
The Mythical Pen Writing Blog:Â http://themythicalpen.com/
Thank you!