BY ORDER OF THE PEAKY BLINDERS

an actual video of me in any math class ever.

*gets hit with feelings i thought i was over with* mmm i see that we’re recycling now

I wonder what kind of loot I’ll drop when I die

I could never go to Australia because dingos look like normal dogs and I couldn’t trust myself not to try to pet them.

danger shiba inu

Wait, is the guy screaming the Free Real Estate guy?

no offense but i’m literally starving for affection but when people give it to me i can’t accept it as valid because i’m worried i’ve manipulated their perception of me by only portraying myself a certain way and feeling like this portrayal of myself is an imposter and makes me disingenuous and not deserving of the affection they give me.

sometimes i catch myself being salty and im like damn????? take a nap?????

That was the prize