in honor of the upcoming spooky season, here are some sentence starters from various horror movies. feel free to adjust pronouns or tweak sentences to suit your muse. potentially triggering material ahead! these range from lighthearted to super dark.
❝ that cold ain’t the weather. that’s death approaching. ❞
❝ get away from her, you bitch. ❞
❝ i’ve got news for you pal, you ain’t leadin’ but two things right now: jack and shit. ❞
❝ they’re all gonna laugh at you. ❞
❝ these are godless times, [ name ]. ❞
❝ when there is no room left in hell, the dead will walk the earth. ❞
❝ boy, the next word that comes out of your mouth better be some brilliant fuckin’ mark twain shit. ‘cause it’s definitely getting chiseled on your tombstone. ❞
❝ we just cut up our girlfriend with a chainsaw. does that sound ‘fine?’ ❞
❝ what an excellent day for an exorcism. ❞
❝ i’m the guy that’s gonna save your ass. ❞
❝ be afraid. be very afraid. ❞
❝ we came, we saw, we kicked its ass. ❞
❝ i get this ache... and i, i thought it was for sex. but it’s to tear everything to fucking pieces. ❞
❝ it’s halloween, everyone’s entitled to one good scare. ❞
❝ you know that part in scary movies when somebody does something really stupid and everyone hates them for it? this is it. ❞
❝ they’re coming to get you, [ name ]! ❞
❝ whatever you do, don’t fall asleep. ❞
❝ we all go a little mad sometimes. ❞
❝ i’m not gonna hurt ya. i’m just gonna bash your brains in. ❞
❝ i see dead people. ❞
❝ if i weren’t about to shit my pants right now, i’d be fuckin’ fascinated. ❞
❝ this is not a dream! this is really happening! ❞
❝ i’m scared to close my eyes, i’m scared to open them. ❞
❝ we’re gonna die out here. ❞
❝ vanity, definitely my favorite sin. ❞
❝ there is something horrible happening in my house. ❞
❝ come on, [ name ]. you’re not a psychiatrist, and we’re not here to talk about my father. ❞
❝ this is as close to hell as i ever wanna get. ❞
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