ambitiously phenomenal

“Not in courtroom 502.” I was shook honestly

TRYYYYYYYYYY IT

the phrase “curiosity killed the cat” is actually not the full phrase it actually is “curiosity killed the cat but satisfaction brought it back” so don’t let anyone tell you not to be a curious little baby okay go and be interested in the world uwu

These made me feel better

what the fuck why haven’t i heard the full version to any of these 

I’ve always felt like these were cut down on purpose.

I really like these phrases and plan on spreading this knowledge.

The early bird catches the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.

I want to make designs out of these.

Funny how all the half-finished ones encourage uniformity and upholding the status-quo, while the complete proverbs encourage like…living exciting, eclectic lives driven by choice and personal passion.

NICE

No post has ever described my life as accurately as this one

This is insanely beautiful

grocery stores hate him! local man discovers gardening

white women literally dont make sense

Okay usually I just brush these things off because it’s not worth my time. So please tell me the meaning behind this.

i mean for starters u jus said its not worth ur time but u tryna initiate a discussion so does that makes sense to u? bc to me it dont

American school system

The year is 2040, and you are the last smoker alive. The “Quit Smoking” ads get personal.

Americans please explain why your schools are so wild

The poop one killed me