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bare: a pop opera → lyrics starters (2/2)
act 1 / act 2
slightly edited in some cases to work for rp purposes. feel free to change phrasing or pronouns to fit your muse(s)! *Some of those are nsfw
❝ I didn’t tell anyone, so don’t worry about it. ❞
❝ I don’t want it to be like this… ❞
❝ I just thought that you would call me. I mean…it’s fine that you didn’t, but… ❞
❝ I should have called. ❞
❝ Things I have don’t last for long. ❞
❝ Boys have come and boys have gone. ❞
❝ I never really cared too much, I don’t get attached because I know them and what they’re after. ❞
❝ I let them in, we make some noise. They let themselves out, thats their choice. ❞
❝ Boys will be boys. ❞
❝ Please, say you’ll stay. ❞
❝ My discarded heart has finally found a home. ❞
❝ I know its love… you touch my soul. ❞
❝ I miss you before you’ve left. ❞
❝ There’s something that you need to know. ❞
❝ You probably guessed it years ago. Still it’s kinda hard to say. ❞
❝ There’s something that I’ve spent so long not saying. ❞
❝ I called your father, he swore he’d be there. ❞
❝ I don’t even know where to start. I can’t get the words out. It’s like they’re all jumbled together. ❞
❝ People will be disappointed. Have you really thought this through? ❞
❝ This is important, you need to listen. ❞
❝ I can’t solve all your problems. ❞
❝ I assure you I’m in no state of mind to discuss anything right now. ❞
❝ I’ve been waiting to tell you this since I was twelve. ❞
❝ Did I ever know my son at all? ❞
❝ Where was the warning? ❞
❝ I guess there are somethings we don’t want to see. ❞
❝ How do I tell him? ❞
❝ He can’t see me cry. ❞
❝ Could this really be my child? ❞
❝ Are you really never going to speak to me again? ❞
❝ I’ll thank you to keep your ignorance as hidden as possible. ❞
❝ Might I suggest you stop breathing? ❞
❝ I really need to talk to you…do you not get messages? ❞
❝ Not here, just come back to my room. ❞
❝ God don’t make no trash. ❞
❝ God don’t make mistakes. ❞
❝ God don’t have a guestlist. We’re all invited to his feast. ❞
❝ Stand up proud, straight and tall. If you don’t be straight, no problem at all. ❞
❝ Two folks want to fall in love – If no one’s hurt, what’s wrong with that? ❞
❝ If you hid from yourself – be someone else for someone else’s sake – that would be the greatest mistake. ❞
❝ It isn’t all about you! ❞
❝ It affects the rest of us, what you do. ❞
❝ Poor _____, stuck wanting the one thing she/he/they can’t have. ❞
❝ You think you know me… ❞
❝ I’m so sick of you moping around! ❞
❝ You’ve had the world handed to you because you’re pretty. ❞
❝ I’d trade places with you in a fucking heartbeat. ❞
❝ Little girls grow up so fast. ❞
❝ I feel it how it grows inside me –Swirling ball of anguished cries. Haunted, daunted and so unwanted. ❞
❝ If only _____ had behaved. Or ever stopped at just a kiss. ❞
❝ Just another unwed mother. One more sad statistic now. ❞
❝ Look at me, I’m all grown up. ❞
❝ Am I supposed to love this child? ❞
❝ How will I manage? How can I? I’m just a girl. ❞
❝ Where have you been? ❞
❝ I meant it when I said I need to talk to you. ❞
❝ You have no idea what I’m going through! ❞
❝ I’m sorry I don’t feel the same. ❞
❝ Let’s leave things at that and just move on! ❞
❝ That night…We weren’t safe. ❞
❝ I don’t know what it is you want from me. ❞
❝ Way to go, you got me pregnant. ❞
❝ Why are you doing this to me? ❞
❝ We’re in this together. ❞
❝ Someday, maybe you can learn to love me. ❞
❝ Someday, maybe I can learn to love you. ❞
❝ Maybe if he weren’t that way, he wouldn’t treat your feelings like his toy! ❞
❝ He’s already in love with a boy! ❞
❝ _____’s pregnant and your boyfriend’s a dad! ❞
❝ What the fuck are you talking about ‘my boyfriend?’ ❞
❝ Look, I’m not here to judge. ❞
❝ He knows… He knows because I told him… ❞
❝ We were drunk. I’m sorry… ❞
❝ I’m sorry… No. You know what? I’m not. ❞
❝ I don’t know what’s going on…you gotta help me! ❞
❝ You know what? Then fuck you, _____! Fuck you. ❞
❝ Could you really love someone like me? ❞
❝ I know it’s late, but I didn’t know where else to go. ❞
❝ You know you can always come here. ❞
❝ I’ve messed everything up. ❞
❝ I’m here to listen, here to understand you. ❞
❝ I’ve tried to be strong, I’ve tried to belong. But I don’t, or I won’t, I can’t. ❞
❝ It’s not something I can be, it’s not ok, not for me. ❞
❝ I’ve known long, I always thought this was wrong. ❞
❝ If they knew, my family would die. They would die. ❞
❝ You’re just a child, and things may change. ❞
❝ You know we’re still cool, right? ❞
❝ I’m sorry for all I’ve undone. ❞
❝ Know that in my heart, you were the only one. ❞
❝ The moment you kissed me, time seemed to freeze. ❞
❝ I’ve never been so scared. ❞
❝ Please understand that I tried. ❞
❝ There’s safety in falsehood. ❞
❝ I love you and I’ve loved you from the start. ❞
❝ God, I love you. ❞
❝ What if we just escape this? Run away, just never looking back. ❞
❝ I can’t hide anymore. ❞
❝ That was messed up what I did. I didn’t mean to…I’m sorry. ❞
❝ People come to the church in times like these for answers, but I have none. ❞
❝ It is a horrible thing that no one should have to go through. ❞
❝ You should know, that he is in a much better place. ❞
❝ We’ll always ask ourselves if there was something more that could have been done…and that’s natural. ❞
❝ Do you know how much he loved…? ❞
❝ Did you know how much he cared…? ❞
❝ We were so in love! ❞
❝ Our love was pure and nothing else brought me closer to God. ❞
❝ I forgive you. ❞
❝ There will be tears today. ❞
❝ You can’t begin to know the pain you’ve caused. ❞
❝ How do I make sense of what I’ve gained and what I lost? ❞
❝ How did a simple love get complicated? ❞
❝ I ask myself again, should I have waited? ❞
❝ In a world that’s quick to judge, I will try to understand. ❞
which tragic character from ancient greek literature are you?
pentheus
you are pentheus from the bacchae by euripides, and you hold yourself so tightly wound together and so perfectly in place that even the slightest push will make you shatter. you are determined, you are headstrong, and you are addicted to pushing yourself to your farthest limits just to see when you'll snap. you find comfort in tradition, order, and authority, because that's where you are allowed to be blind to the darkness inside you. once in a while, give into the temptation and the chaos you keep denying yourself. it's the only way to not be afraid anymore.
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𝚂𝚃𝙰𝚁𝚃𝙴𝚁 𝙵𝙾𝚁 / @ambitionwon !!
❛ 𝚂𝙾𝚁𝚁𝚈 𝙸 𝚆𝙰𝚂𝙽'𝚃 𝙷𝙴𝚁𝙴 𝙵𝚁𝙸𝙳𝙰𝚈 𝙸 𝙷𝙰𝙳 … 𝙰 𝚃𝙷𝙸𝙽𝙶 ❜ no she she did drugs but leif did not need to know that whatsoever. nobody did. not even max. but she was back to normal now and felt good. she steps into her office, and places her purse on the glass desk. ❛ what is everyone working on?❜
❝ oh, we’re just, uh, working on some speed stuff for the default sprqwatch apps. ❞ he lingers in the doorway, shoulder pressed against the glass as he leans. he should leave now and get back to work; y’know, actual productivity. he shouldn’t press about the ‘thing’. it would be very, very annoying of him to press about the thing.
he really wants to press about the thing. ❝ what kinda thing had you out all day? ❞ the words roll off his tongue with a smugness that’s almost unintentional, head tilted and eyebrows scrunched inwards curiously.
HEADCANON MEME
Please include the question alongside any symbols.
❤️- does my muse feel worthy of romantic love?
😭- how does my muse cope with sadness?
🌹- does my muse spoil a lover? Do they like to be spoiled themselves?
☕️- what’s my muse’s morning ritual, if any? If they don’t have anything specific then how do they prep for the day?
👽- does my muse believe in intelligent extraterrestrial life?
👻- does my muse believe in ghosts?
🎃- does my muse celebrate holidays? Why or why not?
🧠- would my muse say they are intelligent? How does my muse feel about intellectual types?
👮🏻♂️- how does my muse see authority? Is it something to be respected at all times, or is it okay to call out injustice hiding behind the letter of the law? Are they a rule-follower or an iconoclast?
👷🏻- how does my muse see the working class? Do they exist to serve those in power or should they be helped when possible?
👨🎓- what is my muse’s level of education? Is this something they care about one way or another?
👨💻- is my muse technologically savvy?
👨⚖️- does my muse care about legality or do they do what they want regardless?
🧙♀️- does my muse believe in the supernatural?
🙏- what are my muse’s theological beliefs? How complex are they? Are they religious, spiritual, or an outright atheist?
🕎- does my muse celebrate religious holidays?
🛐- does my muse believe in a higher power? Why or why not?
☮️- is my muse a “hippie” or are they more traditional/straight-laced?
☸️- does my muse believe in reincarnation?
✝️- is my muse’s faith important to them? How does this inform their daily life?
☯️- how does my muse feel about faith systems that are not their own? Are they intolerant or welcoming?
⚛️- how much faith does my muse place in science? Do they believe science and religion are at odds?
🧟♀️- would my muse have a deceased loved one resurrected for any reason?
👰♀️- does my muse feel positively or negatively about marriage?
👨👩👧👦- does my muse have children?
👶- does my muse want children? If so, how many? Does it matter if the kids are biological or adopted?
🤰- if my muse has been pregnant, what was their experience with it? Did they love or hate being pregnant? Is it something they would repeat?
🧑🍼- does parenthood come easy to my muse?
🙇- what type of parent is my muse? Strict or laid-back?
🙅♂️- how does my muse discipline their children?
🧖♂️- does my muse like to pamper themselves? What do they do?
💆♂️- how does my muse unwind after a stressful day?
👨👩👦- does my muse cherish their family or are they estranged?
🧵- does my muse have hobbies? What are they?
👔- is dressing up for social functions something my muse enjoys? Alternatively, do they avoid formal affairs like the plague?
👑- what are my muse’s opinions on monarchy?
🐶- does my muse have pets?
🦅- is my muse reverential or disdainful of wildlife? Why?
🦐- does my muse eat seafood?
🌞- is my muse an early bird?
🌝- is my muse a night owl?
❄️- does my muse like snow?
🌊- does my muse like the sea or are they fearful of it?
🍌- what is my muse’s favorite healthy snack?
🍕- does my muse have a favorite meal?
🍧- what is my muse’s favorite dessert?
🎂- does my muse celebrate birthdays? Why or why not?
👩❤️👨- how does my muse feel about love?
🐷- does my muse eat meat? If no, then why not?
🌱- what is my muse’s diet?
🌍- does my muse like to travel outside of their home country?
🌈- what is my muse’s sexuality?
🪐- would my muse like to go to space?
🧇- what’s my muse’s favorite breakfast?
🍫- does my muse have a favorite candy?
🍺- is my muse a drinker? If yes, what is their alcohol of choice?
🥂- is my muse classy?
🥡- muse’s favorite takeout restaurant?
🧂- what condiments does my muse put on their food?
🏈- does my muse like sports?
⛹️- does my muse play sports?
🏋️♀️- what is my muse’s exercise routine?
🤹♂️- does my muse have any special talents?
✈️- how does my muse prefer to travel?
🚦- does my muse obey traffic laws?
🗽- does my muse enjoy visiting national monuments or tourist attractions?
🏝- what is my muse’s perfect vacation spot?
🎢- does my muse enjoy theme parks?
🏥- how does my muse feel about hospitals in general?
⛪️- would my muse want a big church wedding or something smaller outdoors?
🕍- does my muse regularly attend houses of worship?
🛤- does my muse undertake spiritual pilgrimages? Have they ever wanted to?
☎️- as technology advances, does my muse prefer old-school or new inventions?
🎆- how does my muse react to change?
📸- does my muse like photography? Is it just something they admire or a hobby for them?
⌛️- how does my muse fill their days? How do they feel about the passage of time?
💵- what are my muse’s feelings on money and/or wealth?
💸- what’s my muse’s financial background?
⛓- how does my muse feel about punishment? Does it always fit the crime or is it sometimes excessive?
⚰️- how does my muse process death?
⚱️- would my muse prefer burial or cremation when they die? Why?
🔭- is my muse curious about space?
🦠- does my muse get sick often?
🩹- how do my muses take care of themselves when they are sick or injured?
🚿- does my muse prefer to shower or bathe?
🪥- did my muse practice good hygiene growing up?
🛎- does my muse like staying in hotels?
🔑- does my muse lose their house keys often or do they keep their keys on their person at all times?
🛏- how much sleep does my muse get each night? Do they nap during the day?
🖼- does my muse have art in their home?
🛒- how often does my muse go shopping for groceries?
🛍- does my muse enjoy shopping?
🎉- does my muse celebrate the New Year or is it just another day to them?
📬- how often does my muse check their mailbox? Is it mostly junk?
🗓- does my muse keep a calendar?
🗑- is my muse’s house clean or disorganized?
📒- does my muse like to journal? What do they write about?
📌- how does my muse mark important dates?
📝- how was my muse in school? Did they get good grades or were they slackers who mostly coasted?
🔐- is my muse a private person?
🔓- how easily does my muse open up?
📵- how does my muse feel about social media? Is it a powerful tool of connection or an unnecessary distraction? Is it the very personification of vanity?
🎥- does my muse document important life events? Give an example of what and how.
🗡- does my muse know how to use weapons? What purpose do they serve?
🚬- is my muse a smoker? How do they feel about smoking and people who smoke?
💉- does my muse give blood regularly?
⏯- does my muse pause movies or tv shows when they need to get up or listen from the kitchen/bathroom?
#️⃣- does my muse have any phone numbers memorized?
🎵- does my muse listen to music while they work?
🎶- is music a good stress-reliever for my muse?
♾- does my muse believe that history inevitably repeats itself or can we influence events to shape something altogether new?
🔙- would many muse travel back in time if possible? Is there a specific reason?
🏳️- how does my muse handle peacetime? Are they a pacifist?
🇦🇮- how does my muse feel about their home country?
🇦🇺- how does my muse feel about other countries?
🇨🇦- does my muse believe in national stereotypes? Do they themselves conform to these stereotypes?
🇺🇸- is my muse patriotic? How do they define patriotism?

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why do you hurt?
because you cannot hold freedom
the sky is only air. the ocean is only water. the only freedom you will ever have is breathing, drawing this air again & again & again & again. You have to exhale, and it costs you something - you have to quench your thirst and it comes back again - there is nothing solid in being free, it is not a status to be achieved but an action to do. Free is an active status, and you worry you'll somehow forget. there are people who would control you. there are orders you could obey. you keep coming back to take this next breath, your own part of the forever-freedom of the sky, but sometimes you think to hold your breath. it is deceptively peaceful underwater. you don't know if you would notice it if you started drowning.
tagged by: stolen tagging: steal it!
what is holding you back?
the inability to be satisfied with the present.
you're unhappy with the life you're living right now, so you're always looking ahead or behind of you. the past seems so much sweeter after years of nostalgia has eroded your brain. you long for it back, even if it was full of awful experiences, because you feel like anything is better than this. and to you, the future is something you hold onto with great desperation. it's what drives you to get up and get through the day. but you've done this for so long, and now you've settled into a pattern. you wake up and already wish for another day. then, when the day is over, you wish for it back. there's nothing inherently wrong with looking towards the future or reflecting on the past. however, it's now preventing you from even seeing the point in existing today. let yourself live and experience things firsthand. let go of those memories and desires, even if it's just for a small minute or two. with time, you might start to see the beauty in the present. don't you want to live in the moment for a change? wouldn't it be nice to feel like you have enough where you are, right now?
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take one. (what do you need?)
forgiveness.
ah, perfectionist. you are keeping so much in you, this wave that never crests. you are always moving, sharklike, tired to your teeth. you call yourself fortunate, you say - i am blessed to have this. in movies, you spin out, genius destroyed. in the real life, you are poised over a hot stove, wondering if you are good enough to complain about the heat. you are just doing well-enough when you get perfect marks. you are just doing what they expect from you. the only thing that feels good is knowing you forced yourself to do the work. but it is forcing yourself - over and over, a battle that never forgets the light of 2 in the morning. you tell yourself - you can't be a failure if you were never that good to begin with. you don't touch projects. you hate starting things, because what if you're not good enough for them. what if they're hard? what if you fail? you can tell other people you didn't try, you can't tell other people that you didn't measure up. and if you can start, you only get 70% done. you can't turn it in - it's never going to be good enough. oh little vampire bat. it's okay. turn in and go to sleep. it can be half complete. it can be half-good. it can be very, very bad. it just needs to exist. you need to exist, too. make something that feels good to make because making feels good - not because you need to. tell your worry it can wait for the morning. tonight you are forgiving yourself, and that comes with no resentment. you deserve to get it wrong, sometimes. you deserve a rest. and for me, at least. you have always been enough. there is no good, no better, no best. there is just you. and i like you. come home to your nest.
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* text message starters
[ 📱 — sms ] remember that.
[ 📱 — sms ] call me.
[ 📱 — sms ] there’s leftovers in the fridge.
[ 📱 — sms ] you said the cutest thing in your sleep last night.
[ 📱 — sms ] is everything okay?
[ 📱 — sms ] i love you as much as a human heart can love.
[ 📱 — sms ] we’ll get through this.
[ 📱 — sms ] brb love you.
[ 📱 — sms ] that’s a promise.
[ 📱 — sms ] i got your favorite.
[ 📱 — sms ] i’ll tuck you in when i get home.
[ 📱 — sms ] you don’t have to be strong for anyone.
[ 📱 — sms ] come home soon, okay?
[ 📱 — sms ] you look like you need a hug.
[ 📱 — sms ] take a breath. count to ten.
[ 📱 — sms ] talk to me.
[ 📱 — sms ] surprise! do you like it?
[ 📱 — sms ] stay in bed and rest.
[ 📱 — sms ] trust me.
[ 📱 — sms ] you’re amazing.
[ 📱 — sms ] just be careful.
[ 📱 — sms ] i’m worried about you.
[ 📱 — sms ] please answer me.
[ 📱 — sms ] can i call you?
[ 📱 — sms ] i miss you.
BIRD AESTHETICS
𝐒𝐏𝐀𝐑𝐑𝐎𝐖 . innocence, big dreamer, waking up too early, walking home, being afraid of meeting new people, slim hands, always cold, reading a book under a tree, the smell of the forest, missing your home
𝐄𝐀𝐆𝐋𝐄 . independent, caring too much for others, sharp looks, walking through the city late at night, the tallest and most spectacular building, iron, being single and okay in a world that tells you that being single is bad
𝐒𝐖𝐈𝐅𝐓 . falling in love easily and heavily, traveler, the infinity of the bluest sky, storms, broken smiles, forgetting people who used to be your beloved ones, feeling out of place, mistrusting people, a fleeting romance
𝐂𝐑𝐎𝐖 . feeling as if you have seen so much and as if you know a lot, prejudging, tight hugs that leave you breathless, a grey sky, serenity, intelligence, being left behind, chains, smoke, the pride of someone wise
𝐃𝐎𝐕𝐄 . petals, jealousy, being tired of living with the same old faces, whispered secrets, marble, sundresses, white clothes, the first sunset of winter, pride in who you are, learning to get over someone
𝐒𝐄𝐀𝐆𝐔𝐋𝐋 . family, golden light, the sea murmuring in your ear, summer afternoons, caramel ice cream, collecting seashells and other things and calling them treasures, living breezy and carefree, swimming in the sunlight
𝐂𝐀𝐍𝐀𝐑𝐘 . artistic, getting excited easily, dancing and singing while you are alone, looking at your friends having fun, no phone, being afraid of judgment, spring, a meaningful gift, the first ray of sunlight
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❥ 𝐓𝐎 𝐓𝐇𝐎𝐒𝐄 𝐖𝐄 𝐋𝐎𝐕𝐄 , 𝐏𝐑𝐎𝐌𝐏𝐓𝐒 𝐅𝐑𝐎𝐌 𝐏𝐈𝐍𝐓𝐄𝐑𝐄𝐒𝐓 .
longing / endearing one - liners as taken from the website pinterest . customize as you wish !
❛ the first time i met you , i had no damn idea i’d love you this much . ❜ ❛ i wish i could just protect you from everything . ❜ ❛ i noticed you . how could i not ? ❜ ❛ i’ll hold your hand the whole way through , don’t worry . ❜ ❛ i want you . so much . you’re all i fucking think about . ❜ ❛ you are made of comets and stars . do not let anyone treat you as if you are dirt and dust . ❜ ❛ i love how i can just look at you and be happy . ❜ ❛ i woke up and the first thing i wanted was you . ❜ ❛ i love everything you hate about yourself . ❜ ❛ pinky - promise me you won’t leave . ❜ ❛ i’m always tired but never of you . ❜ ❛ you’re it , you’re my person . ❜ ❛ you are the peace i crave in this chaotic world . ❜ ❛ now i wish we never met because you’re too hard to forget . ❜ ❛ i’d pick your thunder , i’d pick your rain ; over anyone’s sunshine any day . ❜ ❛ you steady me and stir me all at once . ❜ ❛ and then i knew that i could become homesick for you too . ❜ ❛ i just want to spend forever getting high off what it feels like to be around you . ❜ ❛ you’ve got something they don’t . ❜ ❛ what a plot twist you were . ❜ ❛ i told the stars about you . ❜ ❛ stay . i need you more than you think . ❜ ❛ you still feel like home . ❜ ❛ come over here and make my clothes smell like you again . ❜ ❛ i want to kiss you and it kills me . ❜
leave my greatest failures on display with an asterisk*
( *Worthy of love anyway )
PSYCH SENTENCE STARTERS — quotes pulled from season four of the usa series. feel free to make alternations.
you look… normal and stuff…
please! i haven’t snuck into your apartment for weeks. which reminds me, you’re all out of peanut butter.
i have a secret girlfriend.
oh, let me guess, relationship trouble?
if you think i’’m sick, you ain’t seen nothing yet.
don’t leave, [name]. you will regret it.
you’re just jealous of his hair.
what are you trying to say, [name]?
i don’t lose things. i place things in locations which later elude me.
sorry, [name], no time for your tomfoolery and silliness.
that’s the most disgusting thing i’ve ever heard.
i feel a hug coming on.
do you have any idea how inappropriate that is?
fishing is one of my top five skills, right behind profiling and ski ball.
the thing is, i have something big to tell you.
i need you to know that… i love you.
you make me laugh and you make me feel like i’m a little bit crazy.
what’re you wearing, ankle weights?
this conversation will only end badly.
i’m just not cut out for this.
[name], you randy little spaniel!
dude, i demand to know what’s going on with you.
i realized, in life, we never have as much time as i think we do.
put down the finger guns.
make no mistake, this is definitely your fault.
i’m out of here. i’m calling a cab.
how much have you had to drink?
all romance ends in despair. or death. but mostly despair. gut-wrenching despair.
you have a tendency to scare my girlfriends away.
what’s with all the secrecy, you handsome, pasty devil?
get your socks ready, [name], ‘cause I’m about to knock them off.
i think i broke my back, and my neck, and my arm.
you don’t like [name] dating somebody.
we’ve known each other forever and there’s absolutely nothing that could dent our impenetrable bond.
sure you don’t want to tag along?
i’m both relieved and offended at the same time.
the doctors say i have a severe concussion, but i fine feel.
you have two peeps, and one of them is made out of marshmellow.
what happened between you guys?
a lot of people want to kill me. i take great pride in that.
that’s a negativo on the sundaes, buddy.
i can make a straw wrapper crawl like a worm.

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@musicnmeme asked: “don’t make it seem like I’m the weirdo here, okay?”
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