...Like A Bird On A Wire...

Heat seeker of a missile smile Don't let pricks take your inch to a mile

Always willing to share, but I know you'd rather I ate the whole thing

January 2023. Very important business meeting. Hold my calls.

To answer your question... no, but I've had EKG's. Heart is fine for now. It's emotionally drained, but I know that's a total boner killer.

As Kenny Loggins might say, "gonna take it right into the danger zone" If it's someone I enjoy talking to, and there are so few, absolutely no limits. I want to explore every little facet down to the smallest detail. In serious matter of fact terms, in fantasy ideal terms, both the realities and silly make believe scenarios. Get hot and bothered by it, as well as make fun of ourselves about it. But ultimately, like to get to know a person first, kink second. The circles we meet in establish the kink part, tell me what else makes you happy. If we can make each other laugh, then we can deep dive on what makes us cum.

Ehhh, hopefully sooner. Life expectancy isn't that much shorter and those are the least fun years anyways. Pop those metformin, chug that ice cream, live life literally to the fullest, it's all good. But thank you, doctor.

At least 20% always.

Fast food/local delivery app eateries practically daily and grazing snacks throughout because after long shifts I can't be arsed to do much else. Lately been getting into blender treats. Sometimes fattening smoothies, but other times even more fattening ice cream treats with flavored powders (taro or honeydew is my fave)

If this were the High Striker at the carnival my sugar would be hitting the tippy top. Give the girl a prize!

Butter? I barely know her! I can go to town on olive oil and sea salt, but various compound butters are pretty great too.

The usual suspects I'd imagine, saturated fats, salt, keep me filled with swill, enabling my laziness. Taking away my cholesterol/blood pressure meds will probably do the trick too, but that's not sexy.

Not really. Been more active on Feabie lately, but known to abscond for weeks and months at a time.