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not now, im noticing the pattern

being called an old soul when you were kid and knowing you just got diagnosed as a weird cunt

soulja boy tell em. im too shy

what do you mean my childhood affected me

apparently youre supposed to perform. they love it when you perform. but it has to be authentic. they hate it when it's not authentic. but you have to perform.

its fun to remember we can use the big text if we want. bonjour motherfuckers. i'm posting loud as hell now.

im bad to argue with because i have jesters blood if you misintepret me i'll just go along with it. when i was a teenager i was trying to explain the concept of the heterosexual default to someone and they were like "so you think everyone should become bisexual?" and i was like. what the hell sure. lets have legally enforced bisexuality. i'll die on a hill for the bit dont fuck with me.

if you’re not paying attention to trees and how they sway in the wind then what are you even doing

there are corners of this website where the year is still 2013. and sometimes, on beautiful nights when the veil is thin, you can find them . if you know where to look

not photogenic but i probably look sooo good as a distant memory

scientists are hard at work exploring each others bodies

btw it's so fucking stupid you can be anxious physically in your body even after you've decided mentally you don't care. I'm supposed to be in charge here

wow dude jts so awesome that your car is loud as fuck and smells worse when it drives past. thags fucking epic man. i really like how it hurts to listen to you drive past and it scares people. thats awesome man. i really like your car that makes a loud as fuck fart sound. fucking epic dude