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Sometimes Revenge Can Be Hilarious (7pictures)

Initials: JPM(J)S Name: Jay Nicknames: Pib, Jaybird, Bluejay, Blue, Birdy, Gander, Butters, Aunt Gladys Alias/Pen-Names: I’ve got a stage name, if that counts… It’s Jason Joyce lol Birthday: April 19th  Height: 5′8″-5′10″ Ethnic Makeup: I identify as mostly Irish. But my Gramma on my Dad’s side discovered through some sort of genetic testing that we also have Jewish, Romani, and Creole (French, Spanish, African, and Amerindian) blood in me so that’s cool I guess… I don’t really identify as any of those a lot though Favorite Food: Jet’s Pizza from Detroit! Favorite Color: Green, yellow, black, blue, and red Favorite Season: Either the summer or the fall Favorite Gemstone: Emeralds, sapphires, and rubies Siblings: I have two biological sisters and three biological brothers, and two sort of-step siblings, one brother and one sister Hobbies: Singing, dancing, listening to music, writing, laughing, making others laugh, talking Describe Your Style/Aesthetic: Pastels and darks, and I really enjoy 1950s-1980s styles Describe Yourself In Three Words: Funny, compassionate, hurting Education Goals: I don’t really have any education goals as of right now… I dunno, I’m just kinda fed up with learning things in a school setting Life Goals: I want to be a household name across the world, with big billboards and tabloids and magazines and newspapers all talking about me. I want to host “The Tonight Show” and be featured on Saturday Night Live. I want to be the world’s funniest comedian. And, I want to be a bigger star than even Beyoncé is. But I think what I honestly want most of all is to find a good partner, man or woman, and just settle down with them and have a nice little family in a nice house while we’re financially stable and everything is alright. I’ve got somebody on my mind to do it with, but I guess we’ll see.