Will and Grace: Karen Walker One Liner Starter Sentences
warnings of: drug use, alcoholism, and nsfw-ish
“Honey… What is this? What’s going on? What’s happening?”
“If it has genitals on the outside it’s hiding something on the inside.”
“Tact is for people who aren’t witty enough to be sarcastic.”
“Oh hey! Somebody got flowers. Or as I like to call them, poor people jewelry.”
“If you ever need a shoulder to cry on, I’ll drink with you.”
“I’m too tired to slap you, would you bash your face against my palm?”
“You say potato, I say vodka.”
“The only other person I’ve apologized to is my mother/father and that was court ordered.”
“Poor people are just plain clever.”
“Light beer? What’s next, non addictive pain killers?”
“You’ll do it like every self-respecting woman does. Get on your back, point your heels to Jesus and think of hand bags.”
“That’s like saying Prada’s are just shoes, or vodka is just a morning beverage!”
“By your inflect I can tell you think what you’re saying is funny, but no.”
“Oh my God, how can you drink straight orange juice first thing in the morning?”
“NO! I will not have sex for money! I only have sex for jewels, furs, or mixed securities, like a lady.”
“He was such a gentleman. He opened the door for me, I opened my shirt for him.”
“It’s not something you can just run away from like a hotel bill… or a crying baby.”
“Why don’t you save your anger for the bedroom, where it belongs.”
“Drink me, I make life more fun. Anyone from a high school senior to a hobo under a bridge knows that!”
“Honey, it’s a waste of time. Like exercise. Or reading to your kids.”
“OK, Rule number 1: Unless you’re served in a frosted glass, never come within 4 feet of my lips.”
“Oh honey, that’s just a saying, like ‘Ooh. That sounds like fun’… or ‘I love you’.”
“Well, you’re all boring and I’m fun.”
“I don’t look, I get looked at.”
“Please tell ____ that he should redirect his anger at his mother where it belongs.”
“Sorry I’m late. Oh God, that sounded insincere… I’m late!”
“Honey… we talked about this blouse/shirt…”
“That’s your laugh? Sounds like a squirrel orgy.”
“Oh, Good Lord. You know you shouldn’t look, but there is a certain morbid fascination.”
“Alright! I met him in a bar! He flirted with me, thought I was a whore! Made me feel…I don’t know, special!”
“Honey… if you look inside this bag, i’m giving you a little sign language right now!”
“You know what those rocks need? A little scotch.”
“Because I’m a lady/gentleman assface.”
“I’m not good or real, I’m evil and imaginary.”
“How did you hurt your back? Running away from good taste?”
“I’ve got a fake laugh with your name all over it.”
“Honey, I’m busy. Touch yourself.”
_____, that blouse/shirt hurts like a hangover.”
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