SILLY LITTLE POND FULL OF SILLY LITTLE THINGS

Pushing my thropple agenda where no one is happy except Fox (but that's pushing it really).

Because Fox is the kind of playboy to have two boyfriends at once.

The way I could go on and on about Rabbit putting himself in danger for the sillies being a testament to his craving for adrenaline as well as a lack of consideration for his own life is insane (at first, I thought passive suicidality, but that might be too far). So I do think Rabbit is stupid enough to get in a relationship (a better term might be an 'arrangement') with Fox. Or maybe it really is a calculated move, where he knows the risks and goes for it anyway.

Fox would probably treat the arrangement like one of his big plans at first, but then scream in horror when he realises he's growing a soft spot for Rabbit (so really, the same pipeline he suffered in with Wolf. Except a little less severe since Wolf is a predator).

Meanwhile Rabbit came to terms with it ages ago and isn't shocked when Fox suddenly breaks up with him and becomes hyper-avoidant after being so clingy since the arrangement began. Don't worry they get back together, Fox just had to fist fight his hallucinations of his mother that are channeling his insecurities about being affectionate to prey much less anybody at all without trying to gain something from it.

And Wolf? A little confused but he's got the spirit. Maybe a little jealous until Rabbit assures him that his relationship with Fox is less like cutesy dating and really just intense psychological warfare that has demolished the boundary of "just enemies", with a side dish of the occasional angry make out. He's very aware of whatever is going on between those two, Fox updates him sporadically.

Anyways, Fox would invite Wolf and Rabbit to dinner at his place sometime and Rabbit will ask "am I on the menu" and Fox would reply "scandalous- ask again after dinner and we'll see if there's room for desert" and Rabbit still won't know if he's going to die or not. But he's going to go to dinner anyway because that's just the kind of rabbit he is.

I'm sure Rabbit's eye bags give Fox a heart attack every time he sees them, so Fox has been trying (and failing) to get Rabbit on some kind of skincare routine. He's even stopped trying to catch him at night because you can't beat beauty sleep for getting rid of those sacks.

If Rabbit ever stays over at Fox or Wolf's place, Fox and Wolf are sharing the bed while Rabbit is sleeping on the couch. If he asks nicely, he could sleep in the cuck chair next to them (it's probably fancy and extends long enough so his feet can stretch). No he will not sleep on the bed. He would wake up to both Fox and Wolf's mouths cracked open and slobbering over his face and biting his skull because the very scent of him is triggering their hunting instincts and in their dreams they're very very hungry.

While waiting for Fox to get ready for dates, Wolf and Rabbit would play cards, betting how much longer it'll take. (Spoilers: it's always longer than they think. But they can't complain because Fox does somehow always manage to come out looking better than he usually does).

I'm pretty sure their relationship is like not quite friends but more like "hey I accidentally made Fox really pissed at me, can you calm him down, I'll buy you a cookie" "bet". So it's like they're in an alliance because their mutual enemy/lover is Fox (see because the one thing I want to see in the show is Rabbit and Wolf teaming up because there's a bigger threat in town and bonus points if said threat is Fox).

Those two have probably gone fishing once or twice and talked about life and their ex/late wives.

I'm sure Rabbit breaks the news to Lucy that he's involved with Fox like it's the worst thing in the world and Lucy is just like "Dad you had the hots for him when he dressed up as a nanny and he was uglier then, I'm not surprised."

Terrapin is surprised though. Faints and everything. And thinks Rabbit is mental. Rabbit doesn't deny that, since, well, it's Fox.

If you asked me who asked out who/who confessed first- Fox and Wolf were very much involved for a good long while. Officially? More like they never said anything but everyone knows. Fox was probably open to Wolf about his feelings towards Rabbit enough that Wolf could notice the changes (yes, even Wolf would notice) but Fox is convinced it's his brain "opening up an alternative method to catching Rabbit". Rabbit is in the middle of a crisis when Fox proposes "an arrangement". And then it kicks off from there.

As for it Fox and Wolf are still trying to capture and eat Rabbit during this development scuffle, yes. Yes they are.