shikacho nation rise up

yearning and aching and longing and putting my head through a wall

I am so sick and tired of having to charge stuff every day of my miserable life!! My phone, my watch, my headphones, my vibrator, my backup vibrator, my emergency vibrator, the ancient cursed amulet of darkness that whispers to me....it's too much!!!

i think avoiding everything is going to save me for real this time

(remembers) -1 hp (remembers) -1 hp (remembers) -1 hp (remember-

oh that poison damage I've been taking? just talking to my mom yknow

not to be a dirty commie or anything but i don't think any one person should have enough money to solve world hunger and then get to decide not to

can you put that thing on a leash?

well heaven forbid that tumblr user willgrahamscock should be made fun of for a penis typo

tumblr user willgrahamscock is probably NOT the best judge of whether therapy is working or not.

I always wanted to be the guard that tells only lies

I mean I've actually never wanted to be that.

Stupid stupid stupid. C'mon. At this rate I'll never be a lie guard.

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