DEAR READER
#extradirty
@theartofmadeline
Origami Around
Alisa U Zemlji Chuda
ojovivo
if i look back, i am lost
$LAYYYTER
"I'm Dorothy Gale from Kansas"
JVL
Sade Olutola
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Stranger Things
let's talk about Bridgerton tea, my ask is open
Acquired Stardust
oozey mess
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@amaritudos
"Come here. Let me fix it"
source.
“I don’t think I’m doing this right.” She muttered lowly, attempting to assemble the bookshelf that she got at the store but man does she suck at it. “Um.. I don’t think I can bring the whole thing to you, though..” She added, tipping her head slightly before scratching it gently, teeth chewing on her lip gently. “It’s too heavy. Can you come here instead?”
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One Hundred Ways to Say ‘I Love You’
p0ck3tf0x:
“Pull over. Let me drive for awhile.” “It reminded me of you.” “No, no, it’s my treat.” “Come here. Let me fix it.” “I’ll walk you home.” “Have a good day at work.” “I dreamt about you last night.” “Take my seat.” “I saved a piece for you.” “I’m sorry for your loss.” “You can have half.” “Take my jacket, it’s cold outside.” “Sorry I’m late.” “Can I have this dance?” “I made your favourite.” “It’s okay. I couldn’t sleep anyway.” “Watch your step.” “Here, drink this. You’ll feel better.” “Can I hold your hand?” “You can borrow mine.” “You might like this.” “It’s not heavy. I’m stronger than I look.” “I’ll wait.” “Just because.” “Look both ways.” “I’m sorry. I didn’t mean to.” “Try some.” “Drive safely.” “Well, what do you want to do?” “One more chapter.” “Don’t worry about me.” “It looks good on you.” “Close your eyes and hold out your hands.” “That’s okay, I bought two.” “After you.” “We’ll figure it out.” “Can I kiss you?” “I like your laugh.” “Don’t cry.” “I made this for you.” “Go back to sleep.” “Is this okay?” “I picked these for you.” “I’ll drive you to the hospital.” “What do you want to watch?” “You can go first.” “Did you get my letter?” “I’ll do it for you.” “Call me when you get home.” “I think you’re beautiful.” “Are you sure?” “Have fun.” “Sit down, I’ll get it.” “I made reservations.” “I don’t mind.” “It brings out your eyes.” “There is enough room for both of us.” “You don’t have to say anything.” “Wow.” “Happy birthday.” “I’ll pick it up after work.” “It can wait until tomorrow.” “Cross my heart and hope to die.” “It’s two sugars, right?” “I’ll help you study.” “Stay over.” “I did the dishes.” “You didn’t have to ask.” “I bought you a ticket.” “You’re warm.” “No reason.” “I’ll meet you halfway.” “Take mine.” “We can share.” “I was just thinking about you.” “I want you to have this.” “Call me if you need anything.” “Do you want to come too?” “I’ll still be here when you’re ready.” “Is your seatbelt on?” “Sweet dreams.” “I was in the neighbourhood.” “Stay there. I’m coming to get you.” “The key is under the mat.” “It doesn’t bother me.” “You’re important too.” “I saved you a seat.” “I’ll see you later.” “I noticed.” “You can tell me anything.” “I hope you like it.” “I want you to be happy.” “I believe in you.” “You can do it.” “Good luck.” “I brought you an umbrella.” “I’ll pick you up at the airport.” “Take a deep breath.” “Be careful.” “I love you.”
“you alone are enough.”
valentine’s day
Her cheeks were tinted with a deep shade of crimson, fingers fumbling with one another as she kept her gaze away from his. “I – err..” Cecilia stammered before inhaling sharply, her tongue swiping against her lower lip before biting down on the flesh gently. “O-Oppa.. what are you even saying–” She mumbled as she squirmed a bit in her seat, lifting her hands up to pat on her cheeks gently.
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“I seem to have lost my phone number. Can I have yours?”
cheesy pick up lines
A quiet giggle slipped past her lips as she covered her face with her hand, cheeks heating up slightly. “Ay, unnie, what are you talking about? You already have my number!” She shrieked quietly, the pitch of her voice increases before shaking her head fervently at the other, feeling rather embarrassed.
unrequited feelings threads
exes
hateships
secret relationships
age difference ships
ships where they’re assholes to everyone but each other
plaTONIC SHIPS
♡ valentine’s day starters, fluff edition
{ the angst edition is here! }
“you are so cheesy.”
“i didn’t know you were a romantic.”
“oh my god. i can’t believe you did this.”
“wait, let me get a picture!”
“you are absolutely ridiculous.”
“i have the perfect day planned out.”
“i made it myself.”
“i made it myself, which explains why it’s a little burnt.”
“i tried making it myself, but i figured food poisoning doesn’t make for a very good valentine’s day present.”
“has anyone ever told you that you have a funny idea of romantic?”
“where are we going to put a bear that big?”
“did i just hear a bark?”
“when you said you were planning something big, i didn’t expect it to be this big…”
“i told you you didn’t have to do anything!”
“this might be the happiest day of my life.”
“how did you know my favorite chocolate flavor?”
“help me find a vase for these flowers?”
“this holiday seems like the best opportunity to ask you out.”
“i know a place that sells hot chocolate with heart-shaped froth.”
“i want to make you this happy for the rest of your life.”
“is today a good day to say i think i love you?”
“i think i’m in love with you.”
“i love you.”
“i love you so much. you know that, right?”
“…that’s for me?”
“…are those flowers?”
“…i didn’t get you anything, though.”
“you didn’t have to.”
“you alone are enough.”
aim: snooz.e
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I just want to sleep for a very long time. 💤
cheesy pick up lines.
“You know what’s beautiful? Read the first word.” “Are you flappy bird? Cause I could tap you all night.” “Are you a magician? Because whenever I look at you, everyone else disappears!” “I’m not a photographer, but I can picture me and you together.” “Are you a camera? Because every time I look at you, I smile.” “I seem to have lost my phone number. Can I have yours?” “I bet you play soccer, because you’re a keeper.” “Are you an orphanage? Cause I wanna give you kids.” “I’m not staring at your boobs. I’m staring at your heart.” “Do you work at Starbucks? Because I like you a latte.” “Are you a campfire? Cause you are hot and I want s'more.” “Hello, I’m a thief, and I’m here to steal your heart.” “I’m no organ donor but I’d be happy to give you my heart.” “Kiss me if I’m wrong, but dinosaurs still exist, right?” “If nothing lasts forever, will you be my nothing?” “You must be Jamaican, because Jamaican me crazy.” “Do you have a name or can I call you mine?” “Are you Google? Because I’ve just found what I’ve been searching for.” “There’s a big sale in my bedroom right now. Clothes are now 100% off!” “Let’s commit the perfect crime: I’ll steal you’re heart, and you’ll steal mine.” “I hope you know CPR, because you take my breath away!” “What’s a nice girl like you doing in a dirty mind like mine?” “I think there’s something wrong with my eyes because I can’t take them off you.” “If you were a potato, you’d be a sweet one.” “Do your legs hurt from running through my dreams all night?” “Are you my Appendix? Because I have a funny feeling in my stomach that makes me feel like I should take you out.”
SEND MY MUSE ONE OF THE FOLLOWING
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dornishasshole:
“You. Me. Cuddle. Now.”
“Don’t move, I just got comfy.”
“I’m scared, hold me!”
“I bit my lip. Will you kiss it better?”
“Tickle war has been declared!”
“Bunny pyjamas, really?”
“I’ve never seen so many kittens in one place.”
“Come on, just one bite.”
“How do you accidentally buy sixty birthday cakes?”
“I never imagined you were so… ticklish.”
“You’re so huggable.”
“You’re under arrest for being too cute. Put your hands where I can hold them.”
“Have you fallen asleep on me?”
“Am I dead?”
“Another one?”
“And what if I don’t?”
“Are you afraid of God?”
“Are you crazy?”
“Are you lost?”
“Are you really that shallow?”
“Are you sure it’s okay?”
“Are you sure there were no…
“How do you really feel about me?”
“Can’t you pretend to love me this once?”
“Would you care if I was gone?”
“Don’t you know the hell I go through to keep you safe?”
“I can’t take this any longer. Help me.”
“Deep down, you’re scared. Aren’t you?”
“You’ll stay alone if you push others away.”
“How many lives have you taken with your own hands?”
“Just for today. Please.”
“You’re the only one who’s never called me that…”
“We can make it work! Let’s run away together, you and me!”
“I… have loved you this whole time.”
“Treat me as you see fit. I’ll still protect you. It’s my role after all.”
“Maybe it’s too much for me to expect kindness.”
“You give me meaning, even if you take it away.”
“Please… hold me. Don’t say anything, just… hold me.”
“Woah, when did you get that?”
“Who did this to you?”
“How many time have I told you to be more careful?”
“You’re saying this was an accident?”
“What a shiner!”
“If you look like this, I’d hate to see the other guy.”
“I’m not buying it, you don’t walk into a door and get a bruise like that!”
“Does it hurt when I touch it?”
“Let me kiss it better.”
“If you don’t rest, you won’t heal.”
“Another fight?”
“What happened to your face?”
“I don’t think your arm is meant to bend like that…”
“Let’s get you to bed.”
“Let’s get you to the hospital.”
“Why are you so calm about this?”
“You’re bleeding!”
“What are friends for, ey?”
“So, instead of helping you, they ran off the moment they saw what was happening?”
“You need to look where you’re going.”
“I’m not accusing anyone, I’m just saying it looks suspicious.”
“Do you want to tell me what really happened?”
“Don’t move! You’ll faint!”
“I’ve got some bandages, wait a sec.”
“You’re the clumsiest person I know.”
“I won’t let you be on your own, not when you’re like this.”
“How could you be so careless?”
“I can’t even look at you, you promised not to get into any more fights!”
“H-how many of them were there?”
“Do you want to build a snowman?”
“The past is in the past.”
“I’m where I’m meant to be.”
“I know you!”
“A dream is a wish your heart makes.”
“People down here think I’m crazy, but I don’t care.”
“For once, it might be grand to have someone understand.”
“Just look at the world around you!”
“Someday my prince will come.”
“If you had the chance to change your fate, would you?”
“If you cut it down, then you’ll never know.”
“But you’ll never know me.”
“Don’t you dare close your eyes.”
❝ You actual shit, you started without me!? ❞
obscenely domestic
“You were taking forever!” Cecilia whined as she hugged her bag of chips close to her body, settling on the corner of the couch. “Hurry up, the movie is just starting! And go get your own snacks.. This is mine..” The young female grumbled while narrowing her eyes at him, an arm pulling the bag closer in a protective manner. “Are you ready? I’m about to start this movie without you and I’m not going to repeat it just for you!”
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obscenely domestic starter sentences
❝ Stop man-handling the ice cream! ❞ ❝ Change the channel and I’ll kill you. ❞ ❝ You actual shit, you started without me!? ❞ ❝ Since I’m up, by default I will get your _____. ❞ ❝ Did you just throw a sock ball at me!? ❞ ❝ How about this, how about you fight the rest of the cereal by yourself and I’ll courageously make pancakes for those of us who want a little warmth in our mornings. ❞ ❝ Whiskey is a breakfast staple, anyone who says otherwise is fucking lying. ❞ ❝ My underwear are now bright pink because of you, thank you very much. ❞ ❝ Can you stop kicking me? ❞ ❝ I don’t go shopping I get and retrieve. I have a narrow focus, unlike some people. ❞ ❝ Did you walk the dog? ❞ ❝ You, me, PJ’s, pizza, bed. The PJ’s are optional. ❞ ❝ Only you could make the idea of beating up already dead meat sound attractive. ❞ ❝ I can feel you staring at me, why don’t you just come in? ❞ ❝ Good news; we have internet again! ❞ ❝ I don’t want to file taxes, why don’t you be the adult? ❞ ❝ You snuggling me over an open flame is an invitation for my nipples to disappear. ❞ ❝ I know you’re scared of my mother but contemplating arson isn’t the way to fix this. ❞ ❝ I installed a stripper pole while you were gone because it made me think of you. ❞ ❝ All I was doing was helping the barista learn to spell my name properly. The song and dance should NOT have gotten you that embarrassed. ❞ ❝ How about we just never mention this again? ❞ ❝ Have you seen my earrings/necklace/rings? ❞ ❝ You are literally the child we both want/neither of us want. ❞ ❝ Did you call the doctor about that? ❞ ❝ Let me pop it, just let me pop it, nothing bad will happen, I swear! ❞ ❝ You almost left me at the gas station! ❞ ❝ Alright look! Next time you want to barbecue with the hair dryer, just make sure I’m home! ❞ ❝ I didn’t think the sink had this much water inside of it. ❞ ❝ Don’t be mad, but _____. ❞
Bonus for multi-lingual situations: ❝ Can you translate the news for me? None of this makes sense. ❞ ❝ What is the word for this? *points at ____* I keep wanting to say ‘printer’ but I feel that is wrong. ❞ ❝ Next time she calls you a ____ you just reply with _____. ❞ ❝ I’m sorry but my pronunciation must sound really bad to you. ❞ ❝ Shit! The government doesn’t have my alphabet, put this in a way I understand! ❞ ❝ Can you finger spell that for me, I’m not quite up to that level yet. ❞ ❝ That was said so horribly wrong but you sounded very cute while trying. A for effort. ❞
