elle and jake wouldn’t make it a competition, they’d want us to appreciate the other for doing a darn good job.

This scene had me whooping like a white suburban dad at their son’s football game

Which episode of Black Mirror is this?

I know it sounds fake but you really do have a lot of silent lovers on this planet who look at you and wish they had your smile or your hair color or your humor or your intellect or your intentions or your heart, your manners, your eyes, your ease, even just you. People who are too shy to tell you what they admire about you or what they wish for you or who they see themselves becoming bc of you & they’re too shy to tell you. even tho it isn’t verbalized, the universe has still heard and the universe has loved you for helping out on its creations. You’re that person. You’re you.

@ me

I too, thought they were space dildos. For when you really want to fill the void…

I’m crying

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Fucking remember his name. He’s the literal good guy with a gun you conservatives keep talking about and he was gunned down.

“teachers should have guns to stop mass shootings”……chances are if you’re a Black teacher trying to stop the mass shooting….you will get killed by law enforcement and the actual mass shooter will get handcuffed (and possibly get drive through burger king)

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omg I’ve always wanted to do this. 

the “WRONG WAY” sign over top really caps this off for me

@maxedout-hp

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