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Namjoon: And so concludes this year’s secret santa drawing. Just a quick reminder of the rules: 40 coin limit, no perishable items, and no wild animals.
Jin: Oh Namjoon, I would like a 40 coin gift certificate to any restaurant that serves nachos.
Namjoon: I don’t have you hyung.
Jin: Not only do I know that you do indeed have me, but I also know who everyone else has.
Hobi: That’s not possible.
Jin: Perhaps not for an ordinary person such as yourself, Hoseok. But for the brilliant mind of Seokjin Sherlock
Jin: For you see, Tae made a face like he won the lottery, which means he has Jungkook.
Jin: Jungkook has Hobi. He keeps whispering sprite
Jungkook: No I’m not!
Jin: Hobi looked terrified, which means he has Jimin .
Jin: Yoongi didn’t draw a name, nor did he put one in. He doesn’t wanna participate.
Yoongi: For obvious reasons
Jin: Jimin has Namjoon. He’s holding his paper inside out.
Jungkook: Oh he’s good.
Jin: And I have Tae, which means namjoon has me. I’ll be taking that gift certificate. Dude loves nachos.
Namjoon: Should we draw names again and leave Jin out?
All: Yes
Jin: No! Sherlock wants presents!





























