THE noirmj fan

okay let’s break it down before everyone gets mad 😭

first of all, we literally lost the plotline about him being young and living in a post-ww1 New York and how he grapples with that, wanting to enroll into college and also wanting to make an impact at the same time

second of all, when the hell was he a private investigator, genuinely? wasn’t he supposed to study science or something? and even then, he never really worked as a PI until the 2025 comics (which lowkey suck btw) 😞

recently, they’ve been going with the cliches of a classic noir movie, which okay, sure, but you don’t have to do that. we are literally never getting a socialist noir bc these people just want more money

also about the new show i genuinely haven’t even gotten through the first episode despite having read most of his comics (all of his standalone comics)

i can’t get through him being old. it takes away from the charm of him brooo

and because they killed off this universe’s version of Mary Jane

guys WE DON’T NEED A FEMME FATALE. Okay, you kept felicia as a femme fatale BUT WHY ARE YOU STILL PAIRING HER WITH NOIR WHEN EVERYONE WAS JUST ACKNOWLEDGING SHE WAS GROOMING HIM 😭😭

okay ramble over