A Piece Of Home

girl help i’m spending my hottest years rotting in my room

eva stratt you fake idgafer i saw you look at him with warmth in your eyes

its important to have a game on your wishlist that keeps going on sale every couple of months and you still never buy it

eva stratt truly is the woman of all time. flawless singing voice and uses it to sing a funeral dirge. reads a guy's phd dissertation and hears he called someone a waste of carbon and then goes "i want him to work for me." she buys everyone themed hats and jackets for their one in a billion shot project before the end of the world. makes sure everyone claps for her weird pet biologist even when he asks stupid questions. speaks mandarin and uses it to insult her weird pet biologist in front of his face. romantic subplot? no, she's the trolley operator in this particular problem and she's more than willing to suffer every possible consequence for driving over these astronauts.

Eva Stratt does NOT need a redemption arc. Eva Stratt did EVERYTHING WRONG so that no-one else would have to. Her hands are permanently stained with blood so humanity gets to keep on living.

formative years? aren’t they all?