ur twenties are for seeing how many mistakes u can make in the shortest amount of time possible and getting a cool haircut

If they don’t see the value of having you, don’t try to convince them

"No one wants to work anymore." Damn right brother. If I could sit in a beautiful field for 40 hours every week of my singular precious life I would

there's just nothing that beats being at home. the world will try to convince me i should be doing more and it's like yeah but im at home

like if youre at home right now just take a minute to be like UGH yes im at home 

i am the almost empty shampoo bottle in the shower of life

when someone has "taken" in their bio it's bc they've been consumed by the fog

What kind of frog can consume a whole person??