I had a dream about Unus Annus last night. It was pretty cool, so I thought I'd share it with everyone.
It was another regular episode of Unus Annus. Mark and Ethan were going about their normal banter. Mark was the strong smart one and Ethan had no idea what he was talking about and improvised the entire time. They were at a big skiing lodge. They discussed different types of skiing form, and after being given a basic lesson in how to ski, they went outdoors. It was the middle of August, so there was absolutely no snow, but they found a hill anyway and went down on their skis, using the lesson they had just received moments ago. After a few successful runs, they decided to make their own way to ski. It was essentially just going down regularly, but doing different hand motions as they went, similar to how they made their own secret handshake. "You got the bow, and you climb the ladder up the tree, then you bungee jump down, then you sew with a needle 'cause it doesn't really matter anyway."
This was the mantra that Ethan made to help remember the different motions that they made as they slid down the small, grassy hill on their skis. Mark went up behind Ethan and did the same with his own personal flare, like he always does. They went down a few more times with this new Unus Annus form of skiing. Afterward, Mark had an idea. He told Ethan to go down the steeper hill that they hadn't gone down yet. To convince him to go, he even carried Ethan under his arm to the top of the steep hill. As they went along toward the top, Ethan kept blabbing like he does about how fun it would be. "This is gonna be so great, Mark; we'll go down the hill and back up again, and it's just gonna be a lot of fun, ya know?"
The video cuts back up to Mark, who has gone crazy over the past year from Ethan's banter. He smiled in a sort of crazy, insane, desperate way as he trudged up the grassy hill. His inner monologue could be heard as he said, "Once I push him down the hill, I can finally be free! He'll be gone, and I can finally be by myself again! Me! Markiplier! On my own once again!"
After laughing to himself, Mark plopped Ethan at the top of the steep hill. He generously offered to have Ethan go first since he's so excited to go down this hill. Mark gave Ethan a gentle nudge and the younger man began his descent down the steeper hill. He happily blathered on as he went, saying things like, "This is so much fun," and "I can't wait for you to try this out, Mark." It panned over to Mark who was running away, skis off and under his arm as he ran away toward the direction of the vehicle they'd taken to drive up to the resort. After cutting back to Ethan, it showed him skiing directly toward a patch of trees.
"Um, Mark? I forgot how to stop, can you help me? Mark? Mark!"
The video cut to black just as Ethan appeared to have hit a tree and died. The clock kept ticking as time continued to run out for the channel. Memento Mori. Unus Annus.
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