Always, The Bell Jar

I can’t wait to have my own house so I can buy cute furniture, get fresh flowers, make yummy meals, and wear slutty maid outfits

I feel like I’m going to be that aunt who drinks vodka straight out of the bottle and ruins Christmas.

Hahahahaha.

SQUEE.

i need a hug………e bottle of wine. 

OMG YES

Kinda want to play with your hair kinda want to go down on you for 45 minutes

Only the fucking best. Jesussssss.

I LOVE it!!!!

my role at family functions is to look the best and to drink the wine

BASICALLY.

Every single day.

fuck dating girls who are “naturally pretty.” date girls who are supernaturally pretty. date a hot ass ghost. date a fucking alien 

Hahahaha.

Awwww yiiisss.

I. DIE.

My thighs are huge cuz they’re full of secrets

Wrap them around my ears and let me hear them all

Smooth as fuck