Faith

"this is unbecoming of me" is genuinely a useful thing to have in your mental toolbox

life is honestly too short to be embarrassed over anything that sparks even a little happiness in you

they should normalize saying "I'm thinking of you fondly but don't have much to say and frankly I don't even really want to talk rn but you have appeared in my thoughts and it's nice"

Not enough people talking about how well broccoli holds a sauce

#she holds a sauce like no prahblem (via @bethanyactually)

happy anniversary 

Oh, hey Charlie, sorry you didn’t make it to the 8 year anniversary

fucked that you can’t fix other people especially when you really care about them. Oh so im just supposed to be there for you while you suffer. like a useless cunt gargoyle

the very last second made it, tbh

i wish i was a beautiful woman (remembers i am a beautiful woman) i wish i was a CONVENTIONALLY beautiful woman (remembers normative beauty is boring) i wish i had powers

who else is up permanently feeling like they did something Wrong

If you have a PhD or an MD you can say shit like “Doctor’s orders” and you sound authoritative and powerful but if you’re a step short of those and you say “Master’s orders” you sound cringe as hell and possibly corrupted by the One Ring, this sucks

he's gonna die one day soon and it wont fix everything but it'll feel great and the whole world is gonna fucking party together

but i stay silly! *←said in the most world-weary voice you ever did hear*

Reblog you stay silly