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pt.152!!

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possibly the first MonstersPost since the start of this au 😭 at long last 🌵

would allison text andrew? no. but☝️i do believe she is a Car Guy hater and has oft been heard saying someone has a car instead of a personality. and, despite his many flaws, she simply cannot make this case with andrew, because if he had no personality then where would he store the disorder

also aware that under No circumstances would dan get in the car with andrew (reread son nefes the other day so my heart is ubercharged with how much they all canonically can’t fucking stand each other. i love it so much and deeply regret that i’ve made them tolerant of each other in this au) HOWEVER. the logic here is that Dan wants to go in the fast car and Andrew doesn’t care if they crash

rare cat appearance!! bc i need to get back on the sunshine grind 💯

kevpost at last brother 🙏 sorry for delay there was a tunnel

KEVPOST!! (pt.149)

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SHOUTOUT AND THANK YOU EVER SO MUCH TO @dridwine MY FRENCH GOAT THANK YOU FOR YOUR HELP WITH COHERENT TRANSLATION ♥️♥️♥️ (went rogue at the end so if that bit is wrong that is once again my fault 😭)

closest english translation i was aiming for: “i have written many drafts on your behalf, and you will not use a single one. i promised, and you, too, will be held to it. you bitch.”

Also ☝️i Do Not Like chickens and i give to u kevin day. one of the three things i am scared of. and again i’d not say “scared” but i do not fucking like them and i don’t trust them. i’m a vegetarian but even if i wasn’t i wouldn’t eat them because i don’t fucking trust them i don’t know what they’re up to. chicken run (2000) was excellent propaganda i will say but it was not enough when faced with the reality. repugnant creature. they can exist thats none of my business but stay the fuck away from me. anyway yeah giving that to kevin because i think he’d also be unsettled

We saw you from across the court and we really hate your vibe.

can we get more aaron please? his (pre)med school his haterism his heart-eyes-loverboy-ism he serves every single day :'D

thank youuuuuuuu hugs hugs

HI BEETLE !! sorry for the month long delay on this (i have some that have been in here since september 💀 so i have given up on chronological replies) but I GIVE U HIM

pt.144!!

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nicky cakes for special events. dick cake for neil (andrew chased nicky down three floors) (and then ate most of the cake once everyone else was asleep and neil and kevin were arguing on court at night practice). celebration cake that said GOOD EFFORT!! when wymack accidentally reversed into and a bit over seth (stumbled into the road vaguely hungover and a bit high)

also aaron Has Not seen breaking bad (refuses to watch it after someone in the street stopped him and silently showed him a photo of jesse pinkman wearing almost the Exact same outfit he had on) (then when they got home andrew ignored him except to briefly show him a photo of jesse trapped in the torture hole) (andrew now uses this image over text to convey that he is mad at aaron. but obviously won’t admit that)

pt.139!!

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sloppy jocelyn mckenna ms. tilda minyard’s number one opp. well above the man who left her while she was pregnant and the brother who abandoned her while she got addicted to one million drugs. because of her unforgivable crime. being a girl she went to high school with and dating a guy who did not dump her for tilda. also nicky knows because different as they were, luther and tilda were still siblings and let me tell you. against my will i can tell you the full government name of everyone my sister has hated. anyway.

neilaaron bedshare could easily have been resolved by one of them just staying in a different room, but that would mean admitting defeat. so they just lay there. aaron thinking i hate you i hate this i hate this and neil thinking i lowkey want a ham sandwich. this is how i used to sleep back to back with my mom when we were on the run. ham samdwich…

texts from seth to dan in case not clear

may i humbly apologise for the three month delay. but at long last katesethaaron socmed episode

pt.132!!

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seth’s neurosurgery skateboarding rap is to be read in beastie boys cadence. and i am so tempted to write more of it because the other option is my shitting dissertation but we ignore that

and not the main part of this obvi but allison armpit sniffer truthing !! i am a vessel for the word of the lord u must believe mee

pt.134: second twinterlude!! twinstalment, if you like. minyarlude. minstalment. you get it

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happy one year anniversary of the socmed au today!! what a year (derogatory) but i have had a lot of fun with this and will continue making these and leave them all set in 2008 still because the timeline exists in the imaginariummm. im aware this may have gone on longer than people wanted or expected so if you ever want on or off the taglist, just shoot me a message 👍

rip popo iteration 1!! he aint dead he just stupid. katelyn’s sister’s dog she was watching for a couple of hours who ran off almost immediately and found andrew (same taste in stale cupcakes and loose bacon)

group chat from aaron’s phone in case not clear 💯

bullying of andrew’s godfather ass speech patterns because kevin/neil/riko/jean have an excuse for it due to overexposure to the drama but andrew is just Like That on purpose 😭