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October 13th - Sensing something amiss, Sirius and James make their way out of their dormitory to stop Cassiusâ plans. Things get a little more⌠bloody than expectedâŚ
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âGifted with your company with not even so much as a return receipt?â She grinned at her own joke, each syllable of the final punchline emphasized with vicious pugnaciousness. She felt like laughing at him then. So she did, and let the high, tinkling sound continue on into her response. âThey say pets mimic the behavior of their owner, so.â She lightly tapped her wand on Tiagoâs talon and whispered âepiskey.â
Some people you saw when you looked at them, and others you felt. And you felt Sirius Blackâs gaze â down to your bones. His prodding, elevator eyes had made Emma feel crude and full of inappropriate, unwanted color. In return, her rigid gaze offered a quiet predestination that she would crush him to dust in her palm. No other wooden horse dared to breach her security with such loping, long-strided casualty, as if it were only a confessional screen, not a wall (and still he would have kept his smirk like he had not broken a sweat) she had built to keep him away. She had pivoted on her feet, switching her weight from one side to the other with arms crossed over her chest in between her short stride towards him so she could keep her eyes on him. He would probably think it was so she can take more of him in, but she had been taught never to turn her back to anyone.
âYouâd soon be wishing for a second miracle for me not to meld your face with this wall.â She watched him blankly, as she did with mostly everyone and mostly out of habit. Though grooming in pureblood society had instilled this, it did nothing to help her now. Emma also liked extremities - even when they came in anger - and had no time for soft middles.
    âPets mimic the behavior of their owners, huh?â Sirius asked, cocking a brow. The question was innocent enough, but he knew that Emma knew him well enough (through rumors and reputation, at least) to know that Sirius Black and innocence were incongruous. âSâpose that explains why your bird is a raving mad tosser, then, doesnât it?â A cheeky grin split his lips and he imagined that he looked positively chipper with himself for having successfully (in his very humble opinion) rivaled Emmaâs quick wit.Â
    There was something very, very curious about Emma Vanityâsomething that as much entranced Sirius as it did ward him off; something that he couldnât get enough of. He was quite used to pliable womenânot in the physical sense (well, sometimes in the physical sense if he was lucky), but in the sense that the women he acquainted himself with were so soft; they would bend to his will without question, easily tamed and maneuvered by his hypnotic charm, by eyes that lured the prey and lips that trapped it. But not Emma; oh, no. This girl of stone wouldnât bend for violent storms or quakes or tremors; she was immovable, and perhaps it was the intrigue of something new or the appeal of a challenge, but Sirius found himself riddled with a need to chip away at this ice princess. He took some small comfort in her obvious slight frustration with his flippancy, but he wanted more; he wanted to know if, beneath her wall of ice, there blazed the kind of fire that burned in his own veins.
    At her threat, he merely grinned, his eyes dancing with excitement at the prospect of his newest source of entertainment. âOh, Vanity,â he sighed dreamily (and quite dramatically). âMelding? Walls? My face? Keep talking dirty to me, baby.â He figured the easiest (and fastest) way to see if there was any fire underneath the ice was, very simply, to be himselfâhis infuriating, tongue-in-cheek self. Noting distantly her shift in stance, he nodded at her changed posture and asked, âOi, whatâs with all of this? You trying to get a better look at me or you getting ready to fight me? Not that Iâve got any objection to either, of courseâIâd just like to plan accordingly.â
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A familiar grin - one she had quite a lot of trouble keeping away in his presence, and one she didnât want to keep away - brightened her features. It was such a pleasant notion, the two of them against the world in their own category of reckless beings, untamable and unbreakable; no one able to catch up long enough to join them in their exclusive bubble. âPerhaps youâre right,â she allowed, âbut with our best-selling self-help series, they can come one step closer to being slightly interesting. Of course, theyâll never quite reach our level, but weâll pretend they can so we can get rich and buy a nice mansion somewhere. Iâve always liked Paris.â A faint blush tinted Marleneâs cheeks at the mention of Prewett. Her crush on Gideon was rare - almost unheard of - and being slave to such an emotion made her squirm. It was obviously unrequited, or for now it was. If she spent more time with him, Marleneâs charm could certainly pursuade him into a proper date, but that was easier said than done. He was busy with this or that and whenever they had set plans, Sirius seemed to have something more pressing to be dealt with. The timing was strange - just a coincidence, she was sure. (While lost in her thoughts, she hadnât realized how fondly sheâd been staring at Sirius and his trademark theatric hand motions, a smile eclipsing the blush.) âOh, come on! Gideon is hilarious. You just donât like him becauseâŚWhy donât you like him? You two should get along quite well, now that I think about it.â She reached up on her toes to pat him on the head, although she couldnât quite reach so it was more of a smack to the forehead. âIf it helps, youâre much funnier than he is and your bed is much more comfortable - his is all lumpy. Kidding! His bed is fine,â she teased with a cheeky smirk.
âWhat can I say? Iâm a pureblood brat,â she admitted with an unrepentant shrug. Marlene pretended to stretch, raising her arms above her head and leaning her body from side to side, as if hopping onto his back shouldâve been considered a sport. She placed her hands firmly on his broad shoulders - had he been working out that summer? - and hoisted herself up, legs hooking easily over his hips and arms wrapping loosley around his neck. âThank you very much, my dashing chariot.â She poked her head around to kiss his cheek, then added, âNow off we go!â The topic of his mother - or rather, ways to upset her - was met with laughter and that brought a sense of relief together. It was still a sensitive topic, but not quite as sensitive as it had been just a few months prior. âWell, we all know I canât live without firewhiskey. Or you - I suppose youâre a necessity as well.â And he was, more than she realized. One night she began thinking about how important Sirius was to her, but a strange emotion started banging from the other side of a locked door, so she quickly switched to a safer topic. âWe already shag on almost a daily basis - good job last night, by the way - so I suppose weâll have to get married. You already have the approval of my family and I have the disapproval of yours. Itâs practically perfect, but I do have some demands. I want to be carried in a carriage pulled by hippogriffs, and there has to be a butterbeer fountain.â
  âParis?â Sirius repeated inquisitively, his eyebrows shooting upward with smug amusement. âYouâve got our whole future planned out, have you, McKinnon? Hope you left ample room for shagging in our ten-year plan.â He turned to her eagerly, expecting to find eyes dancing with humor and a sharp quip on the tip of her tongue, but he was instead met with eyes that were fixed on him in a way that no one had ever really looked at Sirius Black. Donât get him wrongâthere was always someone looking at him; women looked at him with hungry desire, professors looked at him with disapproval that would almost always inevitably turn into resigned amusement, friends looked at him with adoration, and rivals looked at him with disdain. Someone was always looking at Sirius, but no one looked at him the way Marlene didâlike he was the axis upon which her world rotated; like he was a bright star twinkling with dazzling light instead of the dark night sky that everyone seemed to think he was. Being looked at like that made him all at once feel overwhelmingly invincible and overwhelmingly vulnerable. âOi, what kind of double standard is this?â he asked, voice dripping with mock offense. âWhen I stare at you like that, you kick me in the shinsâshinsâpluralâboth of themâbecause crippling only one of my legs just isnât enough for you to get your jollies,â he pointed out matter-of-factly, fighting the grin that was always fresh on his lips whenever Marlene was near. His good humor faltered slightly when she asked about his recent anti-Gideon crusade, but he recovered quickly with an indifferent shrug of his shoulders. âWhatâs there to like? Heâs a self-righteous prick, that one. Donât know what you see in him, Mar. In fact, Iâve never really understood that whole âhanging out with people other than Sirius Blackâ thing you do. Why you choose to spend time with anyone but me is beyond me, really,â he deadpanned.
  Moments later, he felt her slight weight on his back as she pounced, and he hooked his hands beneath her knees for added security. He scoffed at the mention of Prewettâs bed, knowing that the jibe was bait but also knowing that he had neither the self-control nor the sound temper to not take said bait. Had he believed that there was any real possibility that Marlene had been in Prewettâs bed, heâd have been hexing the older Gryffindor at present; but he knew that there were only two places one would ever find a sleeping Marlene McKinnon, and that was in class (slumped against Sirius) or in Siriusâ bed, and so he was only mildly cross at the jest. âKeep it up, McKinnon, and the next time you sleep in my bed, itâll be lumpy with the first lass I find who doesnât have a schoolgirl crush on Prewett. But fret not, love, Iâll leave room for you, too,â he teased, eyes aglow with mischief. That mischief, however, was short-lived, for it melted into something very similar to enchantment when he felt a familiar pair of lips press against his cheek, a honey-like warmth slowing the usual violent storm that raged within his veins. âSorry, sunshine, but a kiss on the cheek isnât gonna cut it. The fee for taking a spin on this dashing chariot is much steeper than a kiss on the cheek, Iâm afraid. Iâll be expecting a much fairer payment when your ride is over,â he told her cheekily, stepping through the portrait hole and venturing into the hallway with one Marlene McKinnon bouncing on his back.
  Their casual (and very public) affection still earned them some curious sideways glances from a few of the younger students, but the sixth and seventh years were so used to Siriusâ incessant need to touch Marlene McKinnon that they probably wouldâve been more surprised to see Sirius walking down a hallway without Marlene on his back or at his side, his arm slung over her shoulder. âOh, come on, McKinnon,â he groaned, hefting her up a bit to keep her from slipping from his grasp (though she held onto him so tightly he doubted the little monkey needed the extra support from his arms). âYouâve got to dress up for weddingsâIâll have to wear a tie! You know I hate those bloody things. Canât we just make a forever pact and shag on it?â
âDo you remember who his best friend was?â âNaturally,â said Madam Rosmerta, with a small laugh, âNever saw one without the other, did you? The number of times I had them in here - ooh, they used to make me laugh. Quite the double act, Sirius Black and James Potter!â
Oh, donât be so dramatic. Thatâs my thing, and if you take it away from me, I will kill myself⌠and then you.
Sirius Black [to James Potter] (via incorrectmarauderquotes)

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    Reality wasnât something that Sirius Black was too keen onâespecially when reality was as harsh and bleak as it had been the past few days. Kidnappings, vandalism, and blood-painted letters? Count him out. Under different circumstances, he might have been as inclined as James was to get to the bottom of all of this mayhem, but Sirius could all too clearly feel the weighted, accusatory gazes that sought him out like daggers, the dark shadow cast over him by his roots seemingly unshakable. More and more, it seemed, his classmates were beginning to remember what being a Black meant, and with the budding tension splitting a divide between Gryffindor and the other three houses, Sirius was not lost on his peersâ crumbling faith in him. And so, not at all in favor of this reality, Sirius had sought out fantasy, which heâd promptly found in the fifth year Gryffindor (what was her name?) he was presently snogging in the broom closet on the second floor. And his escape from reality was going quite swimmingly, thank you very much, until the sound of scuffling shoes and a familiar pair voices (one he loved, one he loathed) gave him pause, his lips parting from the girl between his arms as his head snapped up, cocking to the side to strain to hear the noises on the other side of the door. The girl opened her mouth to complain about his inattention, but she got not three words out before he clamped one hand over her mouth, muffling her complaints (Merlin, she was a talker) and hissing an urgent 'sh!' at her. He didnât much mind being caughtâoh, no, he quite prided himself on public audiences; he did, however, mind people taking what belonged to him, and when he heard a familiar ring of laughter that entranced him like a sirenâs call to a stormy sea (Godric, he worshipped that sound), his muscles coiled instantaneously.
    A few moments later, once the laughter quieted, the only remaining sound a quiet hum in the air taught with tension, Sirius knewâalmost intuitively, as though his body was synchronized with Marlene McKinnonâsâthat something far too intimate was about to happen on the other side of that door. "Son of aâ!" he barked, the swear lost on his tongue as he threw open the broom closet's door and barged out of the small room, shirt halfway unbuttoned and tie hanging loosely around his collar. His eyes, moments ago hooded with mild pleasure, were now aglow with an almost manic kind of hate-filled edge as they landed on one Gideon Prewett, whose head was bowed and whose lips were very, very near Marlene's. It wasnât that Sirius minded Marlene snogging someone elseâit was that he minded Marlene snogging Gideon Prewett, because he knew that snogging Gideon meant something to her. "Can we help you, Black?" Prewett asked, sounding more annoyed than startled. We? We? The only other person that would ever be a part of a 'we' equation with Marlene McKinnon was Sirius. Sirius could have very well just said that, but where would the fun be in that? He was a connoisseur of fists (and wands), not words, and he used the former to make his point as he swung his right arm at Gideon, knuckles all too familiar with violence connecting with the other boyâs jaw. It all got very messy then, and Sirius became unhinged as he released the wrath that had been festering within him these past few days unto Gideon, the two boys wrestling each other to the floor and drawing the attention of more than one student passing by. âThis is what youâve been doing the past week, then, McKinnon? This tosser?â Sirius hissed as he struggled against the other boy.
Moodboard 005/? || Regulus and Sirius Black - Before the Disownment
Oh, donât be so dramatic. Thatâs my thing, and if you take it away from me I will kill myself⌠and then you.
Sirius [to James] (via incorrectmarauderquotes)
me when i am mildly inconvenienced: thIS IS THE WORST THING THAT'S EVER HAPPENED TO ME
me when i am legitimately hurt/distressed: no no it's fine i've had worse

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PLACE IN SOCIETY
financial: wealthy / moderate / poor / in poverty.
medical: fit / moderate / sickly / disabled / disadvantaged.
class or caste: upper / middle / working / toil / unsure.
education: qualified / unqualified / studying / home-schooled.
criminal record: yes, for major crimes (EVENTUALLY) / yes, for minor crimes / no / n/a.
FAMILY
married - happily / married - unhappily / engaged or betrothed / partnered / single (but lowkey in love with marlene mckinnon) / divorced / separated / widow or widower.
has a child or children / has no children / wants children.
close with sibling(s) / not close with siblings / has no siblings / sibling(s) is deceased.
orphaned / adopted / disowned / raised by birth parent(s) / other.
TRAITS + TENDENCIES
extroverted / introverted / in between.
disorganized / organized / in between.
close minded / open-minded / in between.
calm / anxious / in between.
disagreeable / agreeable / in between.
cautious / reckless / in between.
patient / impatient / in between.
outspoken / reserved / in between.
leader / follower / in between.
empathetic / unemphatic / in between.
optimistic / pessimistic / in between.
traditional / modern / in between.
hard-working / lazy / in between.
cultured / uncultured / in between / unknown.
loyal / disloyal / unknown.
faithful / unfaithful / unknown.
BELIEFS:
monotheist / polytheist / atheist / agnostic.
belief in ghosts or spirits: yes / no / donât know / donât care.
belief in an afterlife: yes / no / donât know / donât care.
belief in reincarnation: yes / no / donât know / donât care.
belief in aliens: yes / no / donât know / donât care.
religious: orthodox / liberal / in between / not religious.
philosophical: yes / no.
OPINIONS
pro-suicide / anti-suicide / doesnât know or on the fence.
pro-euthanasia / anti-euthanasia / doesnât know or on the fence.
pro-choice / anti-abortion / donât care / doesnât know or on the fence.
pro-marriage / anti-marriage / donât care / doesnât know or on the fence.
pro-death penalty / anti-death penalty / doesnât know or on the fence.
pro-drug legislation / anti-drug legislation / donât care / doesnât know or on the fence.
pro-murder (of anyone who hurts the people he loves) / anti-murder (of everyone else) / doesnât know or on the fence.
pro-cannibalism / anti-cannibalism / donât care / doesnât know or on the fence.
left wing / right wing / middle / donât care / doesnât know or on the fence.
SEXUALITY + ROMANTIC INCLINATION
heterosexual / homosexual / bisexual / asexual / pansexual (multi-verse).
sex repulsed / sex neutral / sex favourable.
romance repulsed / romance neutral / romance favourable.
sexually: adventurous / experienced / naive / inexperienced / curious.
potential sexual partners: male / female / agender / other / none / all.
potential romantic partners: male / female / agender / other / none / all.
ABILITIES
combat skills: excellent / good / moderate / poor / none.
literacy skills: excellent / good / moderate / poor / none.
artistic skills: excellent / good / moderate / poor / none.
technical skills: excellent / good / moderate / poor / none.
HABITS
drinking alcohol: never / once / sometimes / frequently / to excess.
smoking: never / once / sometimes / frequently / to excess.
other narcotics: never / once / sometimes / frequently / to excess.
medicinal drugs: never / once / sometimes  / frequently / to excess.
indulgent food: never / once / sometimes / frequently / to excess.
splurge spending: never / once / sometimes / frequently / to excess.
gambling: never / once / sometimes / frequently / to excess
There seemed to be a certain equalizing factor about animals â appropriately, they were âmanâs best friendâ (even though Emma did not feel that same kinship with her owl that she did with the familyâs pets) but more importantly an equalizing factor that proved solidarity within rivaling houses. It was not so much that one needed to like one another, but they provided the same connection of passing Good morning/afternoon/evenings and standard greetings said to acquaintances when sending their owls away with letters: it was not so much that either speaking party wanted to know the other intimately, but rather they were flashing these courteous sentences before moving on.
However, upon closer inspection of Tiagoâs bleeding talon after one of its many grappling encounters with its neighboring owl, Emma turned to look at its owner with a blistering look followed with a tut of frustration. âYour owl is quite the nuisance.â
    Sirius supposed that the Owlery was as good a place as any to go looking for a distraction. Heâd grown so bloody weary of this horrid vandalism predicament and found himself utterly bored by the headache-inducing tension that now divided all four houses (more so than usual). And so heâd resolved to seek reprieve from the pointing fingers and hushed gossip (all directed at Gryffindors, of course) in the thrill of the company of a willing womanâwilling to shag or to fight; he wasnât terribly picky. You can imagine, then, how positively chipper he was when he strolled into the draft enclosure to find one Emma Vanity, who, while unlikely to provide the former (not like thatâd stop Sirius from trying), could most always be counted on to provide the latter. Sirius suspected that Emma was so passionate and so quick to anger that, if she were so inclined to do so, she could probably manage to pick a fight with the Fat Friar; in Siriusâ humble opinion, her steady willingness to fight was her one redeeming quality.
    âPut the claws away, Vanityâitâs not my owl,â he jeered, his voice mirroring his demeanorâs haughty amusement as sidled up next to her. âIâm just here for the company. âFraid Iâm not much one for post.â Sirius excelled in all areas of physicality, but he was no wordsmith. "You know, I reckon thatâs the first time youâve ever said ânuisanceâ and not directed it at me. Sâpose miracles do happen,â he mused cheekily, his eyes dancing with sparkly pinpricks of mischief that bespoke of devilry to come. âShall we try our luck for a second miracle today, Vanity?â he asked, the hypnotic lull of his voice (practiced and mastered, thank you very much) matched equally in charm (or obnoxiousness, as he supposed Emma would put it) by the suggestive waggling of his eyebrows and the not-so-subtle way his eyes leisurely fell from from the crown of her head down to her toes and back up to her face.
Sirius Black: marlene mckinnon???? nah what a nerd what aâ *trips* *hundreds of thousands of photos of marlene spill out of jacket* w-what a fuckign asshole iâ these arent mine im just *gathering them up frantically sweating* listen i just listen fuck *thousands of pictures of marlene scatter across the floor* shit fcuk im holding them for a friend jus t lisTEN
Walburga: You must think I hate you.
Sirius: That might have something to do with the fact that I was listening the last time you spoke to me.

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âWell, then our way seems to be the better one; we should write a self-help book. âTen Ways to Lead an Exciting Life, Although You Might Die From Liver Failure By Thirtyâ.â Marlene spread her hands, as if the title was appearing before them in the air. âWe could make millions, Black. Mull it over,â she insisted, nodding as if the idea was sincere. At his theatrics, Marlene rolled her eyes, an irrepressible smile tugging on her lips nonetheless - she knew Sirius would not only encourage, but partake in her irresponsibility. It was only a matter of one, two, three before he finally agreed. âThank Merlin!â she shouted at the victory; smile turned to grin, wide and cheery, completely unconfined. (There were few students occupying the common room in as pleasant a mood as she now was, and several of some shot glares her way, others shoosh-ed her in irritation; it only confirmed her theory that they needed exorbitant amounts of alcohol to break them out of this horrid slump.) Marlene stood moments after him, pausing to stretch her sore joints; the competition required far more walking that she wouldâve liked, and following it by days of banishment certainly didnât help. She was excited to be getting out and having some illicit fun far, far away from the castle with someone she could always count on having fun with. âYou know what, no,â she had just begun walking to the portrait when he spoke, and she was appalled by his words. âJust for that terrible joke, you have to carry me the whole way there. Itâs your punishment and, quite frankly, you deserve it. Badger.â She shook her head in disappointment. âYouâre better than that, Sirius. Now, bend down.â While waiting for him to concede, she wrapped her hair into a careless bun, strands falling out at all angles, not that she cared enough to remedy it. âThat Iâll actually agree to - I want credit for this genius idea, even if weâre landed in Azkaban. Iâd love to see that headline. And itâs a bonus that your mother would hate to see it. Hey, after we get the booze, letâs get ourselves thrown into Azkaban.â
    Sirius snorted at the prospect of the two most self-destructive students at Hogwarts writing a self-help book. âNot quite sure the wizarding world has the kind of âexciting lifeâ stamina that we do, McKinnon. Weâre a rare breed, you and I. An anomaly of supernaturally strong livers and supernaturally weak consciences, really.â The smug smile that tugged at her lips in response to his eventual compliance to her plans was one that he was familiar with; he knew that she knew that, under the right methods of persuasion, there was little (if anything) Marlene McKinnon could not get him to do. Had he lingered a bit longer on the thought, he might have recognized some significance in his ease and comfort with Marleneâs complete control of and sway over him (the rebellious Black heir surrendering himself totally to another personâpreposterous!); butâfor perhaps that very reasonâhe never reflected too long or too profoundly on the willing ease with which he fell under Marleneâs spell. At her criticism of his pun, he turned on her, mouth agape with dramatic offense. âOi, bite your tongue! That pun was right brilliant, thank you very much!â he argued defensively, his hands moving around in wild gestures that accented the theatricality of his words. âYouâve just got low comedic standards, McKinnon. For Godricâs sake, you laugh at Prewettâs jokesâPrewettâs! My broomâs got a better sense of humor than that dull bloke.â
    âYouâre just looking for an excuse for a free ride. Youâve gotten so used to me carrying you around every-bloody-where we go that I reckon you donât even remember how to walk on your own two feet anymore. Spoiled little thing, you are,â he hummed, clicking his tongue with feigned disapproval. In spite of his half-hearted protest, a sigh of surrender nevertheless fell from his lips as he turned and crouched slightly, knowing that arguing the matter further with Marlene would be for naught, for when she wanted somethingâespecially when she wanted something from Siriusâthere was a certain inevitability that she would get it; heâd wasted enough breath bickering with her to know this. âHop on, then, McKinnon. Your rather dashing chariot awaits.â As he waited, crouched, for her to hop aboard, his hand pushing open the portrait hole, he barked a laugh, the sound ringing with genuine amusement. He reckoned that Marlene was perhaps the only person who could broach the subject of Walburga Black with him and evoke laughter (although there was perhaps just the slightest bitter edge to said laughter that was undetectable to those who werenât really listening). âI reckon getting ourselves tossed into Azkaban just to piss off my mum is maybe a bit extreme, Mar. You could just as easily produce the same effects by marrying me. Or at the very least shagging me. And both are preferable alternatives to lifetime imprisonment, if you ask me. Fun fact: in Azkaban, you wonât have access to firewhiskey. Or to me. Mull it over,â he suggested cheekily, purposefully mimicking her prior words.
Sirius: We agreed that's how we'd raise our kids.
James: Our kids? Sirius, we're not married.
Sirius: Dude, we're a little married.
James: I know, I love it.