An Ant Has No Quarrel With A Boot

10: When you first log on, you aren't going to have a fucking clue what's going on. It's okay, one day, it will all click.

9: You probably will never be "Tumblr Famous". And that's okay. You'll probably get more out of Tumblr anyway. Be thankful for every one you have. Throw a GIF party when you reach 25. Don't worry about those who have 5000+

8: You may get Anon hate (you may not). Don't worry about it. Someone is insecure about themselves and they are hiding behind a grey face to do so. Be confident in yourself.

7: Let your blog be yours. Don't change it to get followers, or to make other's happy. Reblog porn, or post your face, or make sad text posts. Do it. Everyone does. (tag your trigger warnings though)

6: Tumblr is going to go down, and everyone will run to Twitter and complain. Don't be surprised. And you will probably just sit there, refreshing until it comes back. It's a fact of life.

5: Sarcasm is pretty much Tumblr's official language. Embrace it. Before you know it, you'll be speaking it too. (this can get you in trouble IRL)

4: If you have a problem with different people (i.e. People of a different race, gay people, transgender people) you might as well get off now. Or change your mind. But we don't put up with that shit.

3: Don't be afraid to make friends. Comment. Be annoying. Go into Tinychat rooms not meant for you. You will make friends. It may take a while. It's worth it.

2: These friends will stop being friends and start being a family. You'll text them when you're offline, and you'll have inside jokes. You are going to rely on these people. It's scary, but they need you too.