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Hey Ted what's up?

A lot of things are up now that you're here. haha..ha......heh...

yeah, anyways, what's a girl like you doing around here?

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yes. It's all over, the M!A cannot hold me back anymore! Get ready Audrey, cause this man's back in action! And hippie, get ready for the time of your life, that date ain't gonna go out with it's self Y'know.

taking people in basements are just found creepy. Maybe you should move your videogames and stuff in your room? That woudl be less weird.

My basement is pimped out, okay? If you think it's creepy than that's not my problem. But I know the ladies, and girls like making out with guys while they play videogames down in the basement, or how I like to call it, the man cave.

Your basement? *blink blink* so you're THAT type of naughty kid

I don't know what you're talking about, taking chicks into your basement when there's a huge flat screen and lots of videogames is naughty now? You're a strange girl....

I love milkshakes too! My fave is crazy monkey milkshake

Oh really? That must be a girl thing, cause I was so gonna make Audrey that type once I get her to come to my house and into my basement that is....

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Describe me in three words. I can only publish, not respond.

Ted, I think you have a Audrey and milkshake obsession. You need help before it spirals out of control!

NO, I don't have a problem I can stop when ever I want to! Y-YOU THINK YOU CAN JUST COME IN MY LIFE AND TELL ME WHAT TO DO YOU DON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT IV'E BEEN THROUGH!

YOUR MILKSHAKES BRING ALL THE GIRLS TO THE YARD, AND THEY'RE LIKE, "IT'S BETTER THAN ONCE-LER'S! DAMN RIGHT, IT'S BETTER THAN ONCE-LER'S!" AND YOU'D TEACH HIM, BUT YOU'D HAVE TO CHARGE

YEAH, YOU SAID IT BUDDY!

A milkshake maker what is so important about those?

It gets the ladies going! And turns me on- I MEAN haha...ha...it makes good milkshakes. Also, girls dig a guy who knows how to make them. You got a good milkshake maker, you got a good lady. It's simple math.

how did that date go with audrey? I bet once-ler would get jealous once you go on a date with her >:33

um....I didn't go yet. I got a good reason though. I have to hold it off until this M!A is over with. Everyone knows you can't go on a date with a girl if you can't flirt with them. That's the whole point of a date! To flirt with them until they pass out, then you carry them away into the sunlight. Or um...I think it goes like that, I'm 99.9% sure that's what a date is all about. And yeah, I will make Once-ler piss his pants, he'll be so mad. I'm gonna send that man selfies of me and Audrey making out...erm...once I get his number that is. Probably just get Audrey's phone and get it from her. Anyways, I don't know how I'll take the pictures yet, cause I need both hands to make out with her. But if there is a will there is a way!

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what do you think about the Once-ler?

oh that guy- the girl stealer? Yeah, you know who you are. Audrey is mine buddy. You might have a factory, million of fans, a lot of money, cool shades, a fancy suit, and can play the guitar like a pro. But you know what you don't have? A milkshake maker. OH yeah! I went there, man. I so went there.

it's been days, but it feels like weeks....maybe even months. The temptation of flirting is at a ultra max, but the magic anon is holding me back. I think I'm gonna explode. It ain't gonna be pretty either.

#oh the pain!#I need to flirt with Audrey #gonna die #oh god it hurts

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This is what I do when I should be sleeping

auburnagent

even though we're not from the same alternate universe, I would still date the heck outta ya. *wiinnk*

The agent blinked, a slight blush working its way onto her face. “U….Um…..” How does one reply to flirting?

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Do you feel that odd feeling in your stomach? That’s the zing. It’s going off like a alarm! Something’s between us…I can feel it as well. *wraps arm around her waist* forget about spy-ler, and kiss me before it’s too late!

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"…U..Um……." She bristled slightly, frowning. "But Spy…" And then mentally hit herself. No! You can’t like Spy! It’s forbidden in the rules! She sighed. "Sorry, I can’t do anything intimate. It’s against the rules."

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"well..." He wanted to say something along the flirty lines but was unable to even do so. "I--um. It was nice meeting you. I just think you're really pretty- that's all" Ted said with a big smile.

#auburnagent

I dare you to go to figgering-on-biggering and tell him to lay off your woman. Cause he sure has Audrey in the bag/ Better watch out.

no way! You're joking right? There's no way she would even lay her eyes on that guy. Why would she do that when she has a guy like me. I'll show him!

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oh just you wait till this week is over. I'll be all over your woman.

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Guess you cant hit on Audrey for a week. Hows that going so far?

It's a living hell...

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