You fit me better than my favorite sweater

none of this would have happened under the Babadook Presidency

my life is like Chopped except it’s God up there going “here’s a set of 4 mystery ingredients: some form of illness, zero disposable income, an ambiguous sense of self, 4 day old pasta….. you have 30 minutes to come up with some sort of life, with quality. ice cream machine broke”

I’m convinced bc I reblogged this on Friday, got hired at a job I had a million interviews for, went on a first date that went well, and got kissed a billion times so like hell ya to the luck cat

“we almost dated” is such a weird relationship to have with someone

shout out to me in 5 years…hope shes doing something cool i’m rooting for her

i want to live in the peaceful feeling you get underwater where everything sounds softer and the lights are all tinged blue and the world feels silky and light and surreal

im somebody

Y'all please be very clear with your intentions with people. Don’t expect them to just know. Make sure they understand completely what the situation is and if you notice you’re on different pages, point it out. Don’t let it just continue like that

it’s worth it if just for THE GOAT and THE ESSENCE OF ENGLAND oh god yes

I AM FUCKING DYINGGGGG

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THIS IS DELIGHTFUL

Yes!!!