Alucard & Integra

I have all the enemies

I have some enemies

I have a few more enemies

Has to deal with other people's enemies

Alucard: It's usually an oncoming train.

*at a zoo* Alucard: What are they in for? Reader: Alucard, this isn't prison. Alucard: So they can leave? Reader: No, but- Alucard, pointing at a meerkat: I bet that one murdered someone. ______

Reader: So, are you two friends? Seras: Yes. Alucard: No. ______

Integra: Why is it when something happens it always you three!? Alucard, Seras and Reader standing in her office looking down. Reader: Believe me, Sir Integra, I've been asking myself the same question for six years ______

Reader running into the room: Walter, I screwed up, big time. Walter: , given your daily life experiences, you’re gonna have to be more specific. ______

Reader, laying in bed: Get out of my room. Alucard, standing just outside of the door frame: I’m not in your room. _____

Reader: We’re playing Scrabble. It’s a nightmare. Seras: Scrabble? Scrabble’s great. Reader: Not when you’re playing with Alucard, it’s not. They put words like “ephemeral” and I put “dog.” _____

Integra: Today, Reader said a swear word, so Alucard said that they were going to wash Reader's mouth out with soap. Reader replied, “It’s okay, I like the taste of soap”. Turns out, they’ve been putting soap on their lips to blow bubbles. _____

Walter: Are you drunk? Reader: Only on the spirit of Christmas! Seras: And the spirit of whisky. ______ Walter: Dammit, Reader, you ruined everything! Reader: You’re welcome. ______ Integra: Where have you been all day? Reader: Oh, just dealing with things way beyond my maturity level. ______

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