talk less. smile more.

You don’t owe me a thing. I’ll tell you my name,though; I’m Marcel.

Marcel? That’s a nice name. I’m Ezekiel. I think it’s Biblical...

And that’s implying that you actually own more than one pair of pants. You can’t keep saying that to get out of household chores!

I do own more than one pair of pants! Don’t spread more lies about me. At least I do the dishes.

boy if you dont

Do your fucking laundry!

What does that even mean? And...okay...I am not wearing the same clothes as the other day. I have a lot of shirts that look the same! And even if I was wearing the same clothes, which I’m not, it’s because there’s no point in running the laundry if there’s only like, one pair of pants in it...

roz was a reptilian shapesihfter and wiped our minds after the first seawars 2

I am! I even breathe normal people air! Look at it… doesn’t it feel nice to get out of the house?

No. There’s bugs here. And you. At least when I’m home you’re not always there.

I know, right? But us normal people have them, so before you think about moving out, you should maybe add butterflies to your diet.

Cause you’re the expert on real, genuine, normal people emotions.

I can’t look like someone who married a guy who would fuck a worm. Also, what do butterflies taste like?

Like emotions. So gross.

You can get butterflies? That’s kind of cute! I never imagined you having emotions. 

On second thought, maybe I inhaled a butterfly or two the last time I fell asleep outside looking for worms?

either that or lyric grabs ezekiels arm and looks right at the old lady and goes “yes!” in the most disgusting voice possible

WATCH YOUR MOUTH