Edgy Nature Hoe

sometimes i fantasize that someone misses me

I think staring at a computer screen all day everyday is catching up to me I can’t read the tickets on the board at work unless I walk close up

You should probably work less and game less Do somethign good for u

a lighter company trying to start a marketing campaign like how have YOU used your zippo lighter? #zippo and it backfires when everyone uses the hashtag to confess to unsolved arson cases and it turns out all of them are true and then lighters get cancelled and everyone gets back into using like a stick and a piece of flint to make fire because it’s more eco friendly because it’s harder to do arson with. i’m sincerely the highest i’ve ever been and this took a monumental effort to type. i love the art of short stories