If You Test Me, You will Fail

Thank you.

spock was so sexually frustrated he threw the 3D chessboard all the way across the bridge, scattering the pieces everywhere. pawn far 

//I ACCIDENTALLY HIT THE LIKE BUTTON WHEN I WAS TRYING TO HIT THE REBLOG BUTTON

You know how you get those posts with Americans and Brits bickering over freedom and tea and scones and spelling. And the rest of us who aren’t from either country are just looking on like oh just kiss already

Good luck :3

[Hikaru Sulu voice] The fuck did you say about my plants you little asshat I’ll punch you in the throat

Hikaru murmurs something into the sheets, never taking his eyes off Pasha. “I’m not tired, just had a boring shift." He repeats, again carding his fingers through her drying hair. Then he sits up slowly, turns his head to look back at her. “I’m…

Pasha shakes her head and laughs, watching him go. Waiting until he’s out of sight. "Da you’re looking good." She calls with a smile, knowing he’s checking himself in the mirror, as she gets up and strips out of her casual clothes. Dropping them on the floor, not caring about putting them away, and putting on her bathrobe with a smile.

“Do I really do this that often?" Hikaru asks, turning his face to check if he needs to shave. He sighs, steps away from the mirror and gets to work on his boots. They don’t come off that quickly, Sulu’s always been terrible with shoes. But they do, and he disrobes without much difficulty. He turns the shower on.

"You do zat often and I knov you very vell." She says, letting down her hair as she turns towards the bathroom. “But no vorries, you still look good." Pasha grins as she leans against the doorframe, looking at the pilot. “And you still don’t knov hov to deal vith your boots."

"And you still make fun of me for it." He replies. Stepping into the shower, Hikaru stands under the water for a couple seconds, closing his eyes as his chest collapses with letting out all of his air and inhibitions.