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"Offered a first hand look at Merformer mating behaviours, Xenobiologist Dr. Rung documents his informative time researching at the LL Merformer Preserve!" 

Enjoy 6 fully coloured 18+ MTMTE Merformer Pinups, each accompanied by xenobiology notes and Researcher commentary! 

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Mer-Mating: A Study by Dr. Rung, PHD

6: Odd-Couples and Egg Laying

Though attempts have been made to discourage mating between merformers which are unable to breed, life always finds a way of surprising us. Many of these couples will make up for failed breeding by simply mating more often, which results in carriers carrying larger amounts of ‘dud eggs’ for the purpose of processing and removing non-compatible genetic material from their bodies.

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Mer-Mating: A Study by Dr. Rung, PHD

2: Biological Imperative and Frame Overrides

Genital similarities aside, Merformers lack all concept of societal shame or taboo surrounding their arrays. 

It is theorized that this is due in large part to their inability to disengage their Sexual Interface Arrays during their mating seasons. Whether they are hunting, feeding, basking, socializing, sleeping, or otherwise indisposed, their genitalia are on display and primed for mating.

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oh they absolutely have and did in the past. spamton is constantly living by the philosophy that he has to "keep up" with tenna at the beginning and this is one of those cases. you can't be a big shot if you can't handle a couple of big shots, yknowwhatimean.

(hes so freaking stupid)

(i will be drawing this btw anon, i already had a doodle in the works)

i dont have a strawpage just cause i am really trying to limit social medias (i already have a lot to juggle)

i can think of very few artists who draw bottom spamton but theyre all on twitter and i feel i would need permission to reveal their NSFW accounts. i do hope you find what youre looking for but i know theres bottom!spamton advocates out there! ;3;

as for you other anons, STORY TIME spamton would bottom at first. there's a whole narrative reason for it when it comes to the power dynamic between spamton and tenna, but long story short, tenna "lovingly" called spamton his "little porn star" and fucked him like a personal sex toy. it was far and few in between at first, but the more they hooked up together, the more spamton figured him out and would eventually flip the roles where spamton was the top. tenna LOVED this so much more. having spamton's attention all on him, focused on trying to pleasure him in new ways was intoxicating to the point that tenna began to grow jealous of spamton's other sex partners. it came to a point where spamton recognized the jealousy (more as a nuisance) and decided to only see tenna when he needed to take the edge off. they guy never denied him anyways!

spamton being ignorant of romantic pursuits was almost a blessing in disguise. he was so focused on his own goals (and his ego) that he never cared for finding a romantic partner up until tenna insisted they make their relationship into something more serious.

(i imagine tenna would have gone ape shit if spamton ever dated anyone other than him. hes a little obsessive like thaaaat).

spamton loves face fucking him and tenna loves getting fucked in the face :)

he's done it on multiple occasions- but tenna gets really riled up (/pos) when spamton clicks the record button. Tenna always has an empty VHS tape in his chest after all!

case fans: don't put your dick in these. stroke the outside carefully, in a circular motion, for maximum stimulation

usb ports: great place for penetration. flash drives are the traditional option but you can connect nearly anything, ask your partner if theyre into something specific. if theyre really kinky, try viruses or pentesting tools like the flipper zero.

power button: threatening to press it can be incredibly hot, but only actually press it with enthusiastic consent.

removable side panel: for getting really intimate. be very careful, the internals are sensitive!

hotswappable parts: sometimes SSDs (M.2 SSDs will be screwed in parallel to the motherboard, others may look different), HDDs (spinning disks inside big cases, usually get their own bay), and GPUs (big chips with fans attached) can be removed while your partner is running, but not all computers support this. this is a common part of BDSM, but make absolutely sure it's safe beforehand.

motherboard: the MOST sensitive part of their body! touch lightly and carefully. running the tips of your fingers along the traces is incredibly stimulating. play with the capacitors, too.

screws: loosening screws can be incredibly erotic, but be careful. especially with M.2 SSDs, this may cause problems! only loosen an M.2 drive if it is NOT mounted.

software: virus play was mentioned earlier, but also simply running very demanding software can be erotic.

download play: downloading embarrassing or illicit files is very hot. be sure to ask consent before installing league of legends.

firewall play: opening up or disabling your partner's firewall can be thought of as akin to exhibitionism. be careful with this, it can be a security risk, but most of the time it's not a big issue.

BIOS play: messing with your partner's BIOS settings can be incredibly intimate. remember, overclocking can be dangerous, only do it in small increments and very carefully! try starting with changing XMP profiles or something first.

that nub they have on thinkpad laptops: that's the clit.

remember some key safety tips:

ALWAYS wear protection! a static wrist strap is important if you are touching the internals, especially the motherboard.

heat warning! your partner will run hot when they're aroused. the GPU and CPU will burn you! even the SSD may run quite hot, especially during download play.

don't stick your dick in the fans. please.

ghost in the machine: thats complicated

evil alien space pirate by serenfire

Project Hail Mary (2026) | Ryland Grace/Rocky | 6,673 words | E

“Picture: you, human, stranded in ship in space. Me: big bad space pirate, here to capture you and—” “Have your way with me?” grins Grace. “Put your claws alllll over me? Claim me as part of your booty?” Rocky reaches down and flicks him. “Grace make sound so stupid. Promise: is not stupid. Could be fun! Grace show me around ship, ready to do anything to convince me to let go free. Maybe Grace even show me own body." “Oooooh, and then you could be like: ‘I’ll let you go, but since you’re the only human I’ll ever meet, I have to study you. Experiment on you. For the sake of interstellar biology.’” “Well... word ‘probe’ did appear much during research."