Life becomes a lot more chill when you envision yourself being controlled by other people like you’re a sim. Then when you fuck up you can blame it on the player and not your dumbass
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Lint Roller? I Barely Know Her

Janaina Medeiros
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Peter Solarz

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he wasn't even looking at me and he found me
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Mike Driver

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Life becomes a lot more chill when you envision yourself being controlled by other people like you’re a sim. Then when you fuck up you can blame it on the player and not your dumbass

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Does anyone else have a weird memory of the LOTS AND LOTS OF JETS AND PLANES commercial
y’all ever have THE dinner. the dinner where you can tell everyone at the table has shit on their minds. It’s not even like there is tension at the table but everyone is mentally not present at dinner. Maybe there is a show in the background playing but no one is watching everyone is just dead silent lost in their own thoughts.
Bonus round: a dinner where everyone is pissed at eachother and it’s awkwardly quiet.
The real crime was naming the song “escape” instead of “if you like pina coladas”.
I should have started this account back when I was 13 and the depression was fresh™️ that’s where my best material comes from 🤟🏾😪😖

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Fears we all know and or have had
Secretly crying in your room and hearing footsteps coming towards your door and panicking while you wipe away tears
When someone catches you in a lie so you make a new lie to fix the old lie
Feeling like something is crawling you
Spiderwebs. Just those fuckers alone
When your crush asks who your crush is and your mind starts screaming “YOU MOFO YOU” but u just lie instead
Looking in the mirror for too long and having an existential crisis
Waiting to get yelled at by your parents
Seeing your friends become friends with other people and ditch you slowly
Trying to hurt others in revenge but instead they grow from it and now you don’t know what to do
Seeing your parents cry
The question of desirability in relevance to others
Getting so excited for something but worrying it’s gonna be shit
Nobody caring about what you care about
Not wanting to share things you are obsessed with because of judgment
Not having the balls to call someone out for not reciprocating energy so instead you sit and wait to be forgotten
Walking on the street and realizing everyone has an agenda separate from you and you are unimportant in these strangers lives
Being. Alone. For. Too. Long.
People like others more than they like you
Being forgotten
That one scene from the one movie
Fearing yourself when you’re in a dark place
Saying something ignorant
Farting but shitting your pants
Who tf farts first if we’ve been dating for so long? No way I’m at a point where you have seen me naked but I can’t fart in front of you.
Putting control into someone else’s hands
Liking someone more than they like you!!!
Ourselves
A good old fashioned Freudian slip!!!!!
That little voice in our head that says the bitchy and mean shit that we immediately think
telling someone you love them and them not saying it back
Little fantasy’s you have for when your older and how they may not align with what the universe has to offer
The fucking universe man
FOMO
The extra stringy stuff on bananas
Being an obligation to people
Dancing in your room like a maniac and someone walking in
Damn I gotta learn to sandwhich the depression with jokes on here I don’t want my two followers to get concerned 🤟🏾🤭😖
My thought process on going to jail in monopoly and dying are lowkey the same.
In the beginning you don’t really want it to happen but once things get chaotic it seems like the move.
Imagine
Therapy but instead your therapist is a stranger who you can vent to about anything and the only thing they can respond with is “dam that sucks” and then you never meet again.
Me telling people that insomnia isn’t a big deal even though my doctor says that if I continue on this “sleeping for 4 hours” path I will not live past 30.

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Me after telling my dad that I’m not upset but just tired even thought I slept for most of the day and didn’t get out of bed to eat or drink once
Day time divorce moments:
You and your siblings playing wii as your parents argue
Night time divorce moments:
You and your siblings climbing onto the same bed as you hear your parents arguing at 3 am
Me: *finds out you can sue people to emotion abuse*
Me talking to my lawyer about my mom:
My spirit animal is a rat. And that’s that on that.
True fear is getting an email that the government is tracking you because you watched too many illegal movies

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My million dollar idea is a machine that erases all memories of middle school
At what age did you realize that the thing you thought you were superior at has about 100 other kids that are better than you