Cynocephaly

Lmao okay fuck it no, this chick wants to get with him and he doesn’t realize it

I have nowhere else to vent this, irl people follow all my other accounts and if I don’t get this out of my system somehow I’m gonna be real unpleasant when I meet her in person

It’s legit this or she’s trying to sell him collodial silver

Lmao okay fuck it no, this chick wants to get with him and he doesn’t realize it

I have nowhere else to vent this, irl people follow all my other accounts and if I don’t get this out of my system somehow I’m gonna be real unpleasant when I meet her in person

It’s legit this or she’s trying to sell him collodial silver

im a snail and god is salting me

Lmao okay fuck it no, this chick wants to get with him and he doesn’t realize it

I have nowhere else to vent this, irl people follow all my other accounts and if I don’t get this out of my system somehow I’m gonna be real unpleasant when I meet her in person

Dirty talk but you both use your customer service voice

Thanks I hate it

Customer service but you use your dirty talk voice

You’re a nasty little bitch aren’t you? Trying to return these shoes after 30 days.

He asked me why I’m uneasy and I really don’t know how to say it diplomatically that he’s painted a picture of a homewrecker that I don’t want to meet

He asked me why I’m uneasy and I really don’t know how to say it diplomatically that he’s painted a picture of a homewrecker that I don’t want to meet

you guys really just don’t check your fucking phones huh? you don’t give a fuck and a half about your notifications? you just carry it around with you everywhere but don’t actually go on it? maybe someone texted you. maybe you received an email. maybe you need to take your daily duolingo lesson. but no, you really just can’t be bothered. fuck you

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But if I’m wrong and misreading everything, like I do with shit literally all the time, then I’m just this suspicious jealous bitch who made a veteran single mom have to go looking for a place to stay, turned out by her brother in arms cause he’s whipped by his controlling girlfriend and how the fuck does that look as a goddam Facebook update

I have to work in the morning and instead my brain has me up at ONE IN THE MORNING crying over this bullshit

Update I got five hours of sleep and woke up still upset

What is it with chicks with the Innsmouth look who won’t shut the fuck up about being in the army

But if I’m wrong and misreading everything, like I do with shit literally all the time, then I’m just this suspicious jealous bitch who made a veteran single mom have to go looking for a place to stay, turned out by her brother in arms cause he’s whipped by his controlling girlfriend and how the fuck does that look as a goddam Facebook update

I have to work in the morning and instead my brain has me up at ONE IN THE MORNING crying over this bullshit

Update I got five hours of sleep and woke up still upset

But if I’m wrong and misreading everything, like I do with shit literally all the time, then I’m just this suspicious jealous bitch who made a veteran single mom have to go looking for a place to stay, turned out by her brother in arms cause he’s whipped by his controlling girlfriend and how the fuck does that look as a goddam Facebook update

I have to work in the morning and instead my brain has me up at ONE IN THE MORNING crying over this bullshit

But if I’m wrong and misreading everything, like I do with shit literally all the time, then I’m just this suspicious jealous bitch who made a veteran single mom have to go looking for a place to stay, turned out by her brother in arms cause he’s whipped by his controlling girlfriend and how the fuck does that look as a goddam Facebook update