blake kathryn
"I'm Dorothy Gale from Kansas"
Jules of Nature
Peter Solarz
if i look back, i am lost
PUT YOUR BEARD IN MY MOUTH
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Cosmic Funnies
d e v o n
titsay
One Nice Bug Per Day
he wasn't even looking at me and he found me
Acquired Stardust
Kaledo Art
let's talk about Bridgerton tea, my ask is open
Keni
occasionally subtle
I'd rather be in outer space 🛸
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@alphabroproblems
background: I came out to my parents as gay last month.
this easter morning, i come downstairs to find my basket (a tradition in my family) and i can’t find it anywhere.
my mom gives me a hint: “it’s where you were last year”
the basket was in the fucking closet.
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you know your back in college when you burn your tongue on easy mac
Alpha problem #15
Having no neck
Alpha problems #14
I don't go to the gym to impress people, I go to the gym to intimidate people
Alpha problem #12
being too busy admiring yourself in the mirror to check out the girl behind you doing squats
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Alpha problem #11
running out of grey sweatpants to workout in
Alpha problem #10
Only driving with the windows down and bass up
Alpha problems #9
having to ask for forgiveness for all these gains
Alpha Problem #8
Losing your favorite SnapBack at the gym
Alpha problems #7
having to do laundry because you ran out of cut offs to wear to the gym
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Alpha Problems #6
When someone wears the same neon socks as you
Alpha Problem #5
When someone asks if it’s leg day
Alpha Problem #4
When your Nike shorts don’t match your knee socks
Alpha problem #3
when someone grunts so loud at the gym you can’t hear your grunts
Alpha problem #2
having to flex every time you enter a room to assert dominance
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Alpha Bro Problem #1:
when you flex so hard you pass out
