Alec x Elijah. I barely see any content of this rare pair and I know some of my friends would appreciate the extra content. I do ship Alijah, mind you, I just don't have any ideas for them. Oh yeah, also because I want to make your life harder :D (/jk)
noi subtweeting @alooverra in my inbox was not on my 2026 bingo card, im ratting on u noi /JOKING (preemptive alooverra tag because she is no.1 alijah shipper in my head... for some reason???)
like i said about valerie x elijah, my personal characterization of elijah is more "socially awkward extrovert" than anything brooding and sad and mysterious, but im trying to go with a more nonchalant characterization here (also noi, i do all these scenarios in one go, usually in 10 to 20 min increments, so these are pretty low effort for me ngl. appreciate the attempt though >:] )
ANYWAY SCENARIOS... I usually do fluff scenarios but like ik u like them toxic (freak) so. (p.s. if you have a specific characterization of any character in mind, inbox me with it and ill give you ideas with that kind of characterization)
alec and elijah bonding over being yumi's unwilling lackeys and both reminiscing about when they had easier lives
alec finding comfort in elijah because elijah reminds him of kyran like very very very vaguely (like its legit only bc they happen to be men)
elijah being jealous when alec spends time with kyran or any other guy and cornering him about it after
elijah and alec getting into an argument which devolves into a fist fight that eventually devolves into kissing because dammit he's the only guy who knows how it feels to be taken advantage of by the same fucking girl (my first toxic bl was naruto, you can blame kishimoto for this one)
alec seeing bruises on elijah's arms because of the work yumi puts him through and patching him up every now and again.
elijah making alec take naps whenever they see each other because yumi makes alec do shit at night so they have a lower likelihood of getting caught and therefore alec hasn't been getting much sleep because of it
elijah and alec switching hoodies because they both have similar hoodies and they both leave their shit around each other's places
elijah being irritated that alec has a normal and cute little sister, meanwhile his fuckface of a twin sister is over there simping for a serial killer
alec accidentally sending an "i love you" text to elijah and elijah just responds with a "wtf?" and "gn ig."
alec getting carried by elijah after exhausting himself or hurting his legs. piggy back ride or bridal carry, elijah going for full embarrassment
elijah calling alec "princess" because alec usually gets the easier tasks (hacking or wtv) from yumi and alec calling elijah any insult under the sun but alec's personal favorite is "twin doormat" because it ticks elijah off the most
alec being more touchy and affectionate with elijah whenever he sees funneh or kyran having fun without him because alec feels glad they're doing better without him and also wants to feel the warmth of another person
elijah hating the fact that alec has only ever dated girls before and not knowing if alec just likes him because he's the most normal one in their shitty crew or if alec actually likes him
elijah comparing himself to alec's exes and funneh and throwing his phone across the room whenever he feels inferior to them
elijah stalking alec's posts on insta and whatever else just to overthink them and bully himself for falling for a guy he's like 90% sure is straight (alec is in fact not straight)
im gonna be so fr rn, the most irritating part about this ship is just trying to characterize elijah bc fuck that guy fr 💀💀 sorry guys i havent grown, still hate that bitch
feel free to interpret the kyran stuff as romantic, im sorry big kylec fan here.
also i feel like a big part of this ship that we're totally missing out on is the internalized homophobia. HIT THEM WITH IT GUYS, DOUBLE THE ANGST!!!!