sicker than yo average

The still shots of the inanimate objects 😂

Roger is the bad bitch of the galaxy

oh… the tea is hot

this post has brought me nothing but suffering since it has entered my life

when your math teacher is moving on to the next chapter but you still don’t know anything

I never delete text messages just in case someone wanna start acting different… like you werent saying that March 21, 2014 at 3:57pm. 

All bitches do is contour they nose and use the dog filter on snapchat

Nvm she called back

I remember on my 4th grade field trip my class was standing on a hill and my teacher said “lets roll out” and I was like oh ok so I stared rolling down the hill and I had to hold my teachers hand for the rest of the day

you know when you’re motivated but like, in the wrong way?? like “i’m ready to do all my laundry and clean the whole apartment and do dishes and vacuum and -” like ok champ that’s great but why don’t we focus on those two projects due monday first