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@alonlyharddriv
Are you ok?
Mentally? Physically? Monetarily? No. Yet I thrive anyways.
I am just Angry
You sound like my Polish friend, Milk
They name people condiments over there???
Milk???? Is Not??? A Condiment????????????????
Oh? Then what do you put on a milk burger then??
Holy shit, that’s a real thing......
What the FUCK is that
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@pukicho how does one find a special other to cuddle?
Are you ok?
Mentally? Physically? Monetarily? No. Yet I thrive anyways.
I am just Angry
You sound like my Polish friend, Milk
They name people condiments over there???
Milk???? Is Not??? A Condiment????????????????
Oh? Then what do you put on a milk burger then??
Holy shit, that’s a real thing......
What the FUCK is that
A milk burger
‘BELIEVE IN YOURSELF AND ANYTHING IS POSSIBLE’ Says the beautiful rich person on Instagram underneath a picture of them self.
well have you tried it
Being rich and beautiful? Yeah it’s phenomenal
A military commander calls his soldiers and says: “the first one of you that gets rid of the mole in my garden will get a promotion!”
One of the soldiers goes in and catches it. “So now what do I do with it, sir?” Asks the soldier to the commander.
“Oh well…” said the commander, considering many options: “That mole made a hell of a mess in my garden… so please, punish it with the worst thing you can think of”.
So the soldier goes in the back of the garden, and after a few hours comes back.
“So… what did you do to the mole?” Asked the commander.
“Ohoh! Commander!” The soldier laughed: “I did the most horrible thing ever! Try to take a guess!”
“Did you… cut it in pieces while it was still conscious?”
“Even worse!”
“Hmm… did you throw him to the rabid dogs?”
“Even worse!”
“Oh my god! What the hell did you do to that mole?!”
“I buried it alive!”
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The only acceptable icing is buttercream. Whipped icing is a cowards choice and fondant people are demons and gotta meet me in the street for their poor life choices that led them to accept Play-Doh as acceptable cake decoration
turn on ya location and we can talk
Hope you understand sign language then cause all you’re gonna be seeing is hands
Reviews are in !! No one wants to do anything
I want to do you
I want to cast a spell on you that makes you shrink 1 inch ever week so when you’re 70 years old you’re smaller than an ant and an ant eats you
How many boomers does it take to change a lightbulb?
None.
They’ll all resist change even if it means making the world a brighter place.
“Mother knew I wanted a Roomba but didn’t want to waste that much money on one. So she found one for a bargain! Note, it has zero vacuuming ability.”
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follow your dreams
Holy shite
No he didn’t
You won’t regret unmuting this.
OH my god
This makes that so much funnier because it can be hard to laugh when someone could die
I prefer the flying farmer routine but this is hilarious too
Favorite sound?
Jello sucked through a metal tube
that’s oddly specific... can you provide an example?
I'm not God, I can't answer your prayers
Another day down, til the next fun surprise
This sounds like a threat
Not everything I say is a threat
But this is
What if we're in a simulation run by a God who's actually just some voidless alien child playing on his computer? And soon his moms gonna call him down for dinner and 14 billion years will dissapear in the blink of an eye as it was just an afternoon on his computer for him.
This is what The Sims 5 will be for us.
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Shower your friends and loved ones with compliments even if they're dumb bastards
You're such a dummy but i still love you.
Your end will be my happiness
