Ambrosia

am i allowed to say kill all trillionaires or is that too specific of a threat

the thing I love most about how tumblr users use tags is that it’s like what if a social media website had a footnotes system

I have never, and will never, use "ofc" to mean "of fucking course". It literally stands for OF Course...

this fetish stuff is getting out of hand what the fuck is word play

if you are a parent, or may become one, or you are otherwise likely to arrive in the situation of caring for a child while they eat, promise me this: if a child doesn't like a certain food or food group, you will ask them WHY. and specifically, you will pay attention to either confirming or ruling out "it makes my mouth itch" or "it makes my stomach hurt," both of which are medically important info that children may not provide unprompted. which i know because this PSA has been brought to you by "i spent my entire childhood and much of my early teens eating peas and lentils while wondering why everyone else liked the Violently Itchy Mouth Sensation so much, like were they a bunch of legume masochists or something, before i finally realized that Violently Itchy Mouth Sensation was in fact a sinister demon appearing only to me, and her true demonic name was: Legume Allergy"

OH WHAT????? BABY YOUR ART LOOKS BEAUTIFUL😭😭💕 BOTH WITH THE NEW AND OLD ART STYLES, I LOVE IT!! I LOVE THE COLORS AND SHADING, EVERYTHING ABOUT THIS IS JUST PERFECTION🥹🥹

“Why don’t you use ai” idk man beyond the obvious environmental and “this machine causes psychosis and encourages people to kill themselves” thing I think asking the equivalent of a solid D student who is also a pathological liar if they can answer my question/do the work for me seems pretty fucking stupid

I always think of the description I saw years ago: Self-imposed deadlines don't help me, because I know the person who set them, and they're full of shit.

they're making the omelas child go to therapy so it can learn about interpersonal accountability and realize the impact that its confusing and antisocial behavior has on the people around it

can't believe we've all been here since we were 14 and now we're all 20000 years old