imagine being the first amish bitch in your village to like get your body done like ass shots titties done and like beat face contoured… and then you walked into like the saloon or whatever amish people have and everyone dropped their irish fiddles and was shookedt? like everyone churning butter was just in shock and you walked across the artisanal wood floors in your wantmylook.com thigh high lace up heeled boots like your life depended on it… yes god

my mans jedediah looks away in humility but you KNOW he’s churnin butter that night……milkin a different cow…..

Why y'all doing this when you know the Amish are not here to defend themselves.

World Heritage Post

mcdonalds cringe comp

why does it look like this came from a funeral page

i need beautiful women to comfort me i did very badly on splatoon today

Good fucking luck even getting a girl to look at you after today

RIP John Green. 1977-2014

everybody on this site is missing a) compassion b) critical thinking skills and c) reading comprehension

d) all of the above

it says and

you propose a theorem and then you include proof

Blood

oh red

why tf have i read this

Cos it on tamblr..

If you’d rather go to a club than a museum, you deserve to be unhappy.

museum? what the fuck is in a museum? they got bitches in museums? alive bitches?

Environmental storytelling

going✈️dead

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