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juanito: yes, perhaps they're homophobic.

placido: but we're not gay, juanito.

Macaraig: I did. I broke it-

Placido: No, no you didn't. Tadeo?

Tadeo: Don't look at me. Look at Pecson.

Pecson: What? I didn't break it.

Tadeo: Huh, that's weird. How'd you even know it was broken?

Pecson: Because it's sitting right in front of us and it's broken.

Tadeo: Suspicious.

Pecson: No, it's not!

Isagani: If it matters, probably not...Juanito was the last one to use it.

Juanito: Liar! I don't even drink that crap!

Isagani: Oh, really? Then what were you doing by the coffee cart earlier?

Juanito: I use the wooden stirrers to push back my cuticles. Everyone knows that, Isagani!

Macaraig: Alright, let's not fight. I broke it, let me pay for it, Placido.

Placido: No. Who broke it?

Pecson: *whispering* Placido, Sandoval's been awfully quiet-

Sandoval: Really?!

Pecson: Yeah, really!

*later*

basilio: oh wow, my childhood innocence! thank you for finding this.

placido: my will to live! i haven’t seen this in 15 years!

juanito: i knew i lost that potential somehwere!

isagani: mental stabability, my old friend!