Alndron

This is like one of those art house horror movies with symbolism I don’t understand except I understand what this is trying to convey perfectly holy crap

I don't care about the gay cat this video is supposed to be hating on it just revived a long-lost childhood memory of this destructive computer program.

honestly a good partner isn’t necessarily someone who loves the exact same things you love but rather someone who is willing to listen to you ramble on and on about a particular subject that you’re passionate about even if they have little to no interest in it

this is so important

Passion, love it when people have passion. I don’t care what your passion is, but if you’re putting effort into something, aiming for a certain goal/interest, that’s beautiful

this was cute until i realized the fish is probably trying to not get eaten

A fish trying not to get eaten wouldn’t slow down when the “predator” slows down. It also wouldn’t constantly swim in a circle near the edge of the tank; It’d try hiding. Also a fish in a tank in a a public place that is constantly filled with people is not likely to see people as predators.

Animals, I think people tend to forget, also enjoy playing.

OP Change your FUCKING URL

I haven’t seen a single 420 joke at all this month we’re really not ok huh

it was four four twentytwenty last week and no one even mentioned it

John Oliver trying to communicate through my dreams to warn me about the oncoming apocalypse.

did they ever track down the baby born at dashcon?

what

the dashcon baby

at dashcon, a late term pregnant lady (there for a writing panel i believe) arrived, and while going around the “event”, her water broke around 2 months earlier than expected, and began to go into labour, there was a huge traffic jam because of, you know, and driving to the hospital was out of the question, so they called an ambulance. But the thing is, because of the traffic jam, it took over 40 minutes, and she was going into labour NOW. A nurse in training there took over and had to deal with the woman, so they took the ballpit, being the best thing they could think of in the mostly empty area, cleared some of the balls away, and had to use that as a surface to deliver the baby. Around 5 minutes before they got there, they managed to deliver the baby, (thankfully) in a safe state.

I helped!

@plexusfiend I’m Phoenix

I’m laughing so hard I’m crying