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maid: yes princess?

princess: maid, i need you to jerk me off

maid: .....

princess: right now, maid

maid: no, your highness. i am not doing that

princess: wh- im the princess! you cant say no to me

maid: yes i can, your highness. i am not doing that

princess: awwww man.. but all the fiction i was reading said i could do that

maid: i am afraid fiction is just that, your highness, fiction

princess: can you at least get naked so i can jerk off

maid: no. get some rest, princess, you have to dine with your 5 male suitors tomorrow

princess: no beautiful ladies???

maid: afraid not your highness

princess: oh my god i am never getting laid am i. fuck i hate my life can i abdicate the throne or something

maid: no,

maid: again?

princess: no no.. im sorry.. i'm just. lonely

maid: but your dinner, with the suitors. how did it go?

princess: pretty awfully. i made them all uncomfortable and they decided to look for brides elsewhere. the king is pissed

maid: princess... you must learn how to be well behaved eventually.. this is no way for a lady to conduct herself

princess: yeah yeah i know that its just..i really want another girl to hold me. is that so much to ask

maid: [blushing slightly] well it is quite unbecoming,

princess: maid?

maid: yes, your highness?

princess: can you hold me

maid: is that an order?

princess: no.. i just need it

maid: very well. but just this once, okay? i don't want you getting any ideas..

princess: [sighing wistfully] i understand...

maid: [wraps arms around and holds the princess oh so delicately]

princess: if this was a yuri manga we would be making out right now

princess: maid

maid: e-eep!! princess.. what are you still doing awake?!

princess: can't sleep. lonely. and sad. can you joim me in bed, please?

maid: it would be grossly unprofessional of me to do so. no, your highness

princess: please? just for a second, it'd help me sleep

maid: ...alright. but just for tonight. [climbs in bed next ro the princess but maintains a comfortable distance]

princess: [immediately cuddling up closer to her] maid?

maid: yes, princess

princess: do you think a girl like me is worthy of love?

maid: of course, your highness

princess: then why does this keep happening to me? all i want is another girl to love me

maid: it is quite unfortunate, your highness

princess: [wrapping her arm around the maid and holding her close] do you know you're the only person whos nice to me. everyone else thinks im crazy or like. a bitch

maid: i must admit, you do say things that concern

princess: yeah. do you love anyone, maid?

maid: um. yes. of course

princess: are you with her?

maid: no. i can never be. it wouldn't be right

princess: that's really fucked up. tragic yuri is so sad. i wish somebody would write those girls a happy ending. im sick of being sad and lonely all the time

maid: [nuzzling closer.. blushing a tad] as do i, princess. we all deserve happy endings

princess: maid?

maid: yes, dear

princess: do you wanna get married?

maid: well, i like her

maid 3: well of course You do. you're her maid, it's your job to like her. that doesn't make her any less of a weirdo

maid 2: i heard she only likes girls. apparently she was hitting on one of the wives of a duke. can you believe it?! a duke! it's truly unbecoming

maid: she's just young. she's still learning. be gentle with her.

maid 3: oh please. as if she isn't harassing you every day with her weird sexual fetishes. i'm loyal to the king but i don't know how he puts up with that brat

maid: you should watch your words more carefully, my friend

maid 2: you don't have to be so stuck up all the time, yknow. im sure she gets on your nerves too. c'mon. vent a little. it's good for you

maid: she's a sweet girl, and i think she is just lonely, deep down

princess: [clearly drunk on some royal wine] -hic- heyyyyy maidsss you guys wanna have a *uARp* foursome...? eheheheheheheh

maid 2: see what i mean?

maid: let me escort you back to your quarters, your highness

princess: nooooo hahahahaha wait omggg we should like *urp* go to my quarters and fuck naasstyyyyy

maid 3: i'll go get the king.

maid: no it's alright. i can handle her.

maid: that's nice princess, but you really must be getting ready, your father meets with foreign dignitaries today. he wants you by his side

princess: but whyyyyyy i don't even like foreogn dignitariesssss

maid: well, mayhaps one of them is a cute girl

princess: [jolting upright] maid. dress me.

—AT THE BANQUET—

king: [some boring political shit that doesn't matter]

princess: [sitting next to the princess from the other kingdom] so like what do you do for fun aha

other princess: well, i fancy riding horses myself, my father has quite a large stable im my name. you?

princess: what the fuck you get to ride horses??? thats so bullshit come on. dad. hey dad.

king: [gruffly] what.

princess: can my maid sit with me

king: excuse me? no. make conversation with the other girl

princess: uggghhhhhh this banquet suuuuuucks do you wanna get outta here like maybe go to my chambers

other princess: well, i am curious to see your castle's accomodations

princess: yeahhh haha and we can like get weird maybe

other princess: Excuse me?????

princess: [braiding the other princess's hair] so whats your maid like

other princess: my.. maid??

princess: yea like is she chill or

other princess: Well i haven't the slightest clue. I've spoken nary a sentence to her in all my years that wasn't strictly professional. Does your maid.. speak to you, on a familiar level?

princess: [barely comprehending] uuuuhhhh no lol haha yeah i dont know shit about my maid shes just some lady lol

other princess: I must say, you are quite strange. Do you really spend all your time in your chambers reading this.. erotic fiction? Don't you have hobbies?

princess: why is it hot. am i a hot neet babe. like a sexy neet himejoshi girl

other princess: I- what? No it's just sad, mainly. I feel quite bad for you.

princess: so you'll let me hit?

other princess: I think my father needs me downstairs

—LATER—

princess: maid, am i unlikeable

maid: what? of course not, your highness. there are many things in you i am fond of. why do you ask?

princess: i totally fumbled that other princess. i kinda get the feeling people don't like me

maid: you can have an.. abraisive personality, at times, but that doesn't make you unlikeable. maybe she just wasn't your type

princess: yeah.. probably.. i just really want something, y'know. im so lonely all the time

maid: i'm sure you'll find someone, princess. i believe in you

princess: hey maid?

maid: yes?

princess: thank you. i appreciate you

maid: ...? that's it? no strange sexual remark?

princess: why are you interested

princess: uggggghhh. the queen sent her. she's here to make sure i don't sexually harass anyone

knight: SEXUAL HARASSMENT IS [taps the floor with her spear] WRONG

maid: my goodness.. what happened..?

princess: i scared another noblewoman

maid: again?!

princess: okay. in my defense. she had a huuuuuuuge-

knight: PRINCESS. you know better! watch your tongue, my princess!

maid: gosh.. that must be.. annoying

princess: dude she won't even let me jerk off

maid: what?!

knight: JERKING OFF IS OBJECTIFYING!! TO WOMEN!!

maid: does she have to shout like that?

princess: no she just does that

maid: my goodness.. where do they find these knights

princess: i wish i knew. she's so weird. i don't even think she's got up to use the bathroom at any point during this

maid: have.. you..

princess: YES. and she FOLLOWS ME in there. to make sure i don't jerk off

maid: my goodness princess.. i offer my sincerest condolensces

princess: forget condolensces get her OUT of here!!! she's fucking weiiiirdddd

maid: well.. i'm sure she'll leave soon

princess: i don't even think she's wearing anything under that armor

maid: really?!

princess: yeah. she's probably jerking off under there too

maid: m-my goodness

princess: what a fucking pervert right. like i thought i was weird. i fucking hate this girl

maid: well, let's not be too judgemental

knight: [on the verge of tears] ii can hear everything you're saying, b-by the way. [sniffle]

maid: is.. is she crying?

princess: huh. that's new. she's never done that before

maid: i almost feel bad for her...

princess: don't. she took an "oath" to "serve me", remember

princess: [whispering] shhhh.. [pointing to the corner] she's sleeping

maid: a-ah.. why is she.. n- in the- nu-

princess: naked? yeah. she stripped out of her armor and started crying like crazy. it was pretty rough

maid: my goodness.. you apologized, didn't you?

princess: yeah i tried. she's got a lot of repressed trauma. lotta problems. i really do feel bad for her. did you know her whole family got eaten by a dragon?

maid: w-what?!

princess: yeah. its super fucked. she took it really personally when i said i didn't like her. apparently serving me is the only thing that gives her meaning

maid: awh.. poor thing

princess: yeah. i think she also had some lowkey unrequited feelings going on. like. at me

maid: what did you do?

princess: i put a collar on her. made her my puppy. she's my dog now

maid: you what?!

princess: you shoulda seen her face. she was so estatic. i think thats genuinely the happiest that girl has ever been

maid: p.. princess...

princess: it's not as cool as it sounds though. she doesn't really let me touch her and she cries if i try to have sex. so mostly i just pet her and give her like scraps of food and shit. its kinda lame.

maid: well, at least you have someone to keep you company..

princess: i guess so. she is kinda cute like this

maid: [blushing] a b-bit.. maybe.. does this mean you'll stop making untoward advances at me and the rest of the staff?

princess: are you kidding. i still wanna get laid. dogs don't count. don't they teach you maids anything

knight: ARF!!!!!!

princess: [clearly bored] very good girl, have a crumpet

maid 2: princess. i am here with your dinner. cassandra? is that you?

knight: whiiiiiiine...

princess: wtf where's my usual maid

maid 2: she's busy. what did- what the fuck did you do to her???

princess: i didnt *do* anything*

knight: whiine whiiine

maid 2: cassandra. its me. its okay. resist her magic. im here now

princess: its not magic dude i just let her do what she wanted. why do you keep calling her that. do you two know each other

maid 2: well i'd like to think so. she's my ex girlfriend.

princess: [looking over at the dog and back at the maid] ooooooohhhhhhhh that explains so much. yeah you should probably get out of here

maid 2: excuse me?

princess: yeah you're like kind of an awful person you should get out of here

knight: [hiding behind the princess] please make her go away mommy,,

maid 2: ugh. its not even any of your business but whatever. i will be taking my leave now. [stomping out] bitch..

maid: [running into her on the way out] a-ah! lilia! what are you doing in the princess's tower?

maid 2: your job, idiot. that's the last time i do anything for that inconsiderate brat.

maid: a-ah... did she hit on you..? try to grope you?

maid 2: not this time. but same difference. i don't want anything to do with her. whatever. [stomps off angrily]

—INSIDE THE PRINCESS'S CHAMBERS—

maid: princess, what in the world did you to poor lilia?!

princess: huh? oh you mean maid 2. i didnt do anything to her. all i did was kick her out

maid: kicked.. her out? why?

princess: [motioning over to the knight chewing on a stuffed rabbit toy]

maid: a-aaaahhhhh.. that explains it.. i try not to get involved in such affairs.. why did you do that? it seems unlike you to trouble yourself with such trifles

princess: she was making the puppy uncomfortable. i didnt like it so i told her to go

maid: that's it? you didn't try to touch her or anything right?

princess: why would i do that. i don't even know her. i just didn't want my dog to be sad

maid: wow.. i must say, i'm quite impressed princess. it was very kind of you to stand up for your partner

princess: dude you don't need to make it like that. she's just a dog. i'm still very single

maid: [daydreaming and muttering to herself] a-ah.. i see.. wwow.. maybe we could.. no, that would be improper

princess: huh. did you say something

maid: [flustered] n-no!! i said no such thing

princess: okay.. can you like step out of the room i wanna jerk off

maid: and you aren't even going to ask me to watch?!

princess: [shrug] not really. i mean if you wanna

maid: [dusting] why of course. you were quite the precocious thing. do you remember what i was like?

princess: no, why would i remember that

maid: my mother was your original maid, princess. we spent quite some time together in youth.

princess: no we didn't. my only friend growing up was this tall girl with glasses. she was really pretty. i think she's why i'm a lesbian now tbh

maid: princess..

princess: i remember one time when i was like 11 we went out to the courtyard and we laid on the grass and we looked at the stars and we counted them and i kept making up stories about what theyre doing on all of the different stars in the sky

maid: y-your highness

princess: and she kept giggling at all my jokea and it stuck in my head cus she had the cutest laugh and she turned her head to look at me and she said i was really fun to be around and she wished we could hang out more

maid: princess, really-

princess: [flipping the page] and i remember it so vividly because when she turned to look at me with this. adorable smile. i wanted to kiss her so bad and i didnt even know why. cus id never wanted to kiss someone before in my life. but i was too shy to do it so i just laid there until mommy called me back inside

maid: [blushing profusely] y-you wanted to kiss her, then?

princess: yeah. she was the most beautiful person i've ever met. i think about her constantly. i think she moved away or something cus after a while she stopped hanging out with me and i never saw her again

maid: yeah...

princess: anyways [flipping the page] what did you wanna say earlier

maid: um. it is of little importance

princess: oh okay. whatever [closing the book] you really gotta read this one. its so hot

maid: m-maybe some other time.. did you need anything else, princess?

princess: nah you can go. oh actually. bring some crumpets for the dog

maid: very well, princess.. i will return later with treats [stepping out and walking down to the kitchen]

— KITCHEN —

maid: hey rudy, i need some crumpets for the princess

head chef: oh hey yeah i can do that, crumpets coming right up

maid: [sighing] can i talk to you about something? girl to girl?

head chef: of course, what's up girl

maid: i just. i can't get this girl out of my head.

head chef: oh god not her again. you gotta move on. you know she's not right for you

maid: yeah i know it's just. ugh. she can be so sweet sometimes. like maybe if she had someone looking out her she could finally get her life on track

head chef: [putting a tray in the oven] it doesn't have to be you, though. you don't have to fix everyone, yknow

maid: yeah.. i know.. i just.. [sighing] i can't stop thinking about her..

head chef: you really gotta let her go. you'll find the right person for you eventually.

maid: i know... i know.. i just. urgghh

head chef: yeah. i feel you. oh yeah also, you left your glasses here earlier

maid: oh thank goodness. i was worried i loat those

head chef: yeah don't worry i held onto them. you should wear em more, you look cute in them

maid: yeah, maybe.. thanks for the talk rudy. i have a lot to think about

head chef: no worries, always happy to help. good luck with the princess

maid: h-huh?! i didn't say–

head chef: i mean with the crumpets, silly. you can be very funny at times

If you like to share your toys, I wanna hear you remind your friends how special i am to you while they wait to use me and hear you tell me how good i am being a shared toy. You can talk to your friends like im a toy, talking about how well I take cock while they fuck me, laughing at my whines and moans while you coo about how cute my cunt looks dripping with cum.

It's a pretty sweet gig; you get paid a base fee and a bonus for every customer who uses you. All you have to do is put on the portal apparatus for the appropriate hole, and go about your day and wait for someone to take advantage of you from the other side. You can even turn off sections if you want to give one hole a rest, set limits through your account, everything.

Maybe you give it a try when you'll be home all day. You put on the panties, get everything set up, and set yourself as Available, then go about your day at home, doing chores or playing video games or watching TV. It takes a while for the first client to show up, but you get a notification and your panties vibrate, only for a slick cock to suddenly begin pressing into you.

It's so naughty, sitting on the couch alone in your house moaning and panting because someone miles away is pounding you, but it's such a thrill - even more when you can feel them cum inside you and you're left with seed dripping down your legs, and a little extra cash in your wallet.

You clean up a little, wobble your way to get a glass of water afterwards....only for another client to show up minutes later. You drink your water, bend over the kitchen counter, and let them have you, settling in for a day of intermittent poundings you can't (don't want to) stop.

But it only gets filthier as the day goes on. You go from enjoying a nice quick fuck on your couch to being doubled over the washing machine in the middle of doing laundry, desperately trying to hold yourself up, legs shaking and gut bulging over and over as someone plows you with a massive horse dildo, stretching your ass so wide it aches and rearranging your guts with every slam. You're a fucked out drooling mess, whining and squirming to find relief - but there's nothing you can do. You're at the mercy of the portal on the other side until you take the panties off on your own, and you just can't seem to convince yourself to...

Once it ramps up it doesn't seem to slow down. You end up on the floor, moaning and writhing as your ass is ruined, belly distending over and over. It lasts for what feels like hours and when they finally get their fill and pull it out, you're loose and gaping, just an exhausted heap on the laundry room floor, quivering every time you try to stand.

There's just enough of a break between users that you can stumble your way off to get another drink, almost delirious with exhaustion after maybe a dozen rounds so far. Just as you're getting your breath back, you feel another cock rubbing at your raw, stretched ass, and you consider taking he portal off......

And then you see the payment receipt for the last visitor.