carpe diem

i love angry women theyre right

just know if i could crawl on the ceiling on all fours i would

if you are super anxious / paranoid what you need to do is more illegal things because it really justifies those feeling s and makes all your double checking worth it and pay off. it's like placing a fish back in the water. like this is what god built me for.

they say you snooze you lose, and well. heh. i snost and lost

actually substances are addicted to me

unfortunately for everybody i will keep doing whatever i want

girl you've been running through my mind all day

This is a pro-piracy blog. I'd pirate your house and cars if I could. I don't give a fuck. We don't give a fuck.

critically consume my problematic dick and balls

hate a pregnancy storyline. kill that baby

zoology is so fucking funny. what do you mean we’ve never seen a baby great white shark. what do you mean we’ve never documented a single melanistic cougar despite it being entirely possible. I dunno man. Anyways a new amphipod was just discovered 92639273947294729 meters beneath the sea