WHY THE HELL THERE ARE SOME PEOPLE IN THE NAPOLA TAG WHO SHIP ALBRECHT AND DIETER FROM INGLORIOUS BASTERDS THAT'S NOT OKAY
I've seen one person writing fanfiction of that ship and to me it's so wrong. The author's said on AO3 that they've been writing fanfictions for over than 10 years now, which means they're probably (I GUESS) an adult now.
I haven't read the stuff themselves, but judging by the descriptions, albrecht is always kind of the victim there , both physically and intimately, and it throws me off so much. (I mean, I've seen things worse that this, but for some reason this is the one THAT ragebaits me the most)
Even if the author made albrecht there older than in movie, it's still a bit strange. If the appearance and traits remained the same, then it looks more like something author would do to make sure they weren't banned for the minors mention. technically, the same candy in a different wrapper.
Maybe I'm taking it all too personally....... but I think the little guy deserved better that that . I'm SORRY if someone doesn't agree with this or something, I just needed to speak outt
















